I glossed my loves.

[PaulB]

I liberally coated my bikes with a shiny substance to brighten them up a bit.

 

[400bhp]

I read the thread as "I lost my gloves"

 

[vernon]

I liberally coated my bikes with a shiny substance to brighten them up a bit.

The last bloke that did that ended up on the sex offenders' register....

Read all about him

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Did you polish your helmet too?

 

[PaulB]

Did you polish your helmet too?

With a lacrity.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

With a lacrity.

Is that some make of lacquer?

 

[dan_bo]

I found one of mine behind a radiator after I bought a new pair. Does that count?

 

[biggs682]

they claim it keeps the skin soft and supple