I have a cofession to make.

[Kies]

I'm just wondering if he was the leader of this abuse, or was it self harm?

 

[Eribiste]

I'm not troubled by any of this. I do have a conscience, but it's still brand new, never been used...

 

[TVC]

I think it's disgusting you bringing down the reputation of cycling by your wanton abuse of cake. Personally I've never been tempted, I just stick to good old EPO like you're supposed to.

 

[PaulB]

Only 5? Call yourself a substance abuser?

Alright, alright! I lied. It was 8 (eight)! That was to gauge the aprob..appr...disgust I'd be subject to so I could see If I could reveal it all . EIGHT!!!!!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Latte, should be strong Americano at least !

Double espresso macchiato is the thing

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Double espresso macchiato is the thing

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I have also been known to enjoy the odd Skietto

 

[Andy_R]

I think it's disgusting you bringing down the reputation of cycling by your wanton abuse of cake. Personally I've never been tempted, I just stick to good old EPO like you're supposed to.

I would love to stick to cake, but unfortunately cake sticks to me

 

[neil earley]

Honest Guv its the bikes fault as it wont cycle past a cake shop, well thats my excuse and I,m sticking to it!!

 

[hoopdriver]

Strong black Ethiopian Sidamo or Ethiopian Harar Longberry coffee for me. Espresso or Turkish.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Strong black Ethiopian Sidamo or Ethiopian Harar Longberry coffee for me. Espresso or Turkish.

My half way coffee shops are not that posh I admit!!
But in principle totally with you!!!
I told you before Hoop, shame we don't live closer!! We would have bags of fun together!!

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Alright, alright! I lied. It was 8 (eight)! That was to gauge the aprob..appr...disgust I'd be subject to so I could see If I could reveal it all . EIGHT!!!!!

please eat 1 for me. I'm allergic to all dairy so can't have them.

also I am open to bribery if anyone else would like some of my 'portion' to count as their own

 

[Herbie]

After a bad nights sleep,i have decided to come clean,Years of product abuse must be aired.So i can approach my 63rd birthday in Feb.
You see i take certain substances to enhance my cycling performances,so i throw myself at your feet and seek forgiveness.
I have sinned by taking on my rides,large volumes of Latte coffee double chocolate fudge cake and twix bars.I am weak but i have no respect or self control.My fellow cyclists please find in your hearts a space to forgive me.
I now feel better as clean as the snow which is falling steadily outside my window.I have finally found peace after coming clean.
So how many more wish to join me in unburdening yourself of your guilt.Peace be with you.

Will you be going on the Oprah Winfrey show soon ?

 

[Herbie]

I've got a confession to make. I'm going to make it now before the press gang up on me and my sins become an 800 page thread on this website.

I ate FIVE chocolate Digestives last night! FIVE!!! I couldn't resist them. I know I'm weak and possess no self-control but I'm throwing myself on your mercy.

i once had copious amounts of alcohol on a channel ferry and cycled through Portsmouth at night after disembarking....i got away with it

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Will you be going on the Oprah Winfrey show soon ?

Oprah eats a cake every time Lance tells her a lie....