I have always been

[Hyslop]

Blimey, i'd opt for just the lower part of the sandwich, there's no way i'm having Vanessa Felts on top of me!

Awful thought I agree.

 

[nickyboy]

Wet is fine, enjoyable even with the right gear. But windy? Forget it. Wet & Windy? I'm staying in my pyjamas and watching QVC

 

[Arjimlad]

BBB Roadcatcher II recommended.

 

[Arjimlad]

And when you unclip it, you and Ms Vorderman can take it in turns to spank each other with it.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Something akin to rolling around in a Carol Vorderman/Vanessa Feltz sandwich?

That sandwich will be like a processed plastic cheese and lard sandwich i take it?

 

[luckyfox]

Rain yes, love it, bad headwind... pffft, naff off!