I have just saved the amazon rain forest using elephant poop

[BigonaBianchi]

...was watching the lion man earlier...and he said that same taiwanese peeps had made paper from elephant shoot...th epaper is of high quaity and good enough for artists, letters. copiers, books etc...

...erm...so I thought...if it can be done with elephants then why not cows, or other animals..soooooooo all we have to do is make paper from shoot...it saves the forest, reduces pollution...bet its cheaper that tree based paper as well...so everyones a winner..lovely jubbly...oh man what a productive day

 

[lukesdad]

I d take more water with that jubbly if I were you

 

[Keith Oates]

Now all you have to do is to write a procedure to actually make this 'tree saving idea' into paper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aperitif]

...was watching the lion man earlier...and he said that same taiwanese peeps had made paper from elephant shoot...th epaper is of high quaity and good enough for artists, letters. copiers, books etc...

...erm...so I thought...if it can be done with elephants then why not cows, or other animals..soooooooo all we have to do is make paper from shoot...it saves the forest, reduces pollution...bet its cheaper that tree based paper as well...so everyones a winner..lovely jubbly...oh man what a productive day

You can buy jumbo writing pads in Smiths already.

And the Sunday Papers, well, they are transforming newsprint in the other direction!

 

[iLB]

You can buy jumbo writing pads in Smiths already.

And the Sunday Papers, well, they are transforming newsprint in the other direction!

 

[BigonaBianchi]

it would also solve the extinction threat to elephants as we'd need to instigate a nelly breeding programme pdq

 

[Gromit]

There is a guy in Wales who collects sheep poo to make paper, he was also approached by the queens stables to see if he could make paper out of her horses poo. Unfrotunatly it wasn't the right quality of s**t, it was a bit too runny.