I nearly got wiped out in Accrington yesterday by a VW Golf GTI, driven by what looked like someone off his head escaping the armed police!

[Mad Doug Biker]

Not here. @PeteXXX has to apply for a visa and go through the immigration checkpoint before he can visit me.

Isn't that a rather fancy way of saying that he needs permission to visit you in prison?

 

[Drago]

Isn't that a rather fancy way of saying that he needs permission to visit you in prison?

Perhaps not surprising after he tried to smuggle in that mobile phone in his bum. Why he decided in a Galaxy Note is anyone's guess.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Perhaps not surprising after he tried to smuggle in that movie phone in his bum. Why he decided in a Galaxy Note is anyone's guess.

I know, an Oppo(o) would have been more apt.

 

[Pinno718]

Poor Earthquake!

Better than just preying on the children.

I don't know, you said it, so stop feigning ignorance and... Pray tell! 🤣

It's a digital anomaly that's miraculously self corrected. That's all.
Anyhoo, you've been busy in the night. What's the craiic?

 

[stephec]

Perhaps not surprising after he tried to smuggle in that movie phone in his bum. Why he decided in a Galaxy Note is anyone's guess.

Was it the bonging like the clapper in a bell that gave the game away?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Was it the bonging like the clapper in a bell that gave the game away?

No, it's because he was walking like a Penguin.

 

[Pinno718]

Was it the bonging like the clapper in a bell that gave the game away?

It was on vibrate mode. No one visits prison with a smile on their face.