I really should grow up...

[ufkacbln]

Hiding a whole display box of condoms in the bottom of an abandoned trolley......

 

[ufkacbln]

I like to leave a stink in the toilet at work and then wait outside for people to go in afterwards, just so I can see their hesitance. It's the best!

I once cleared a checkout in Tesco!

 

[young Ed]

not giving the younguns (me) bad ideas are you?
Cheers Ed

 

[ufkacbln]

These are tame!

There used to be a "game" of knocking on doors and running away

Two variations were:

1. Using fishing line on a row of terraced houses and knocking on multiple doors
2. Get a paper bag, fill with dog mess, put on doorstep and light, then ring door bell.... the first reaction is to stamp out the fire!


Not of course that I would have participated in or condoned such activities


The other one was the statue of Oliver Cromwell in the town square

Placing a traffic cone on his head was a regular occurence

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

[QUOTE 3433281, member: 9609"]Since we may well frequent the same supermarkets I am pleased that we never bother with curry![/QUOTE]

I may stray into other foods and stores once I can identify sleeve-swapping opportunities.

 

[raleighnut]

So some innocent person looking forward to their choice of curry now gets a ruined dinner

If you're cooking a curry then you should be able to mix the spices yourself, it tastes much better as well..................

 

[vernon]

...and not swap round the name sleeves on the curries in Asda.

But they shouldn't really have the mild Tandoori chicken next to the Vindaloo chicken, especially when they are the same colour.

I've done worse than that when I worked in a supermarket as a student.

 

[young Ed]

I've done worse than that when I worked in a supermarket as a student.

spill the beans!
Cheers Ed

 

[Ticktockmy]

When i was young so many years ago now, in the Cafe we used to frequent, we used to top the Sugar dispensers with salt, then watch the faces of those punters who liked lots of sugar, it was so much fun. the Cafe owner in the end banned us, for some unknown reason.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Sign outside local church hall advertising "Kumon" - no idea what it was, however, the next day went to collect my kids from a youth club at said hall and just happened to have on my person a sheet of paper with "might" and the opposite of misses pre- written on it, which suddenly found itself adhered by blu-tac just below the original sage.
It musta blown away the following day as it wasn't there on my ride home!