I stopped wearing short pants.

[postman]

I have just had a real good laugh with hospital bookings,i am 62 and 6' 4" tall.My appointment letter starts off,
The Parent or Guardian of Robert Paul.
An appointment has been made for Robert Paul,well i found this so funny i just had to check i was not going to turn up at a kids clinic (no jimmy s for me)

I first told her this was my normal voice as i am 62 and i stopped wearing short trousers 54 years ago.So we had a laugh and it was found that the wrong letter had come out to me but the Leeds Childrens Hospital do adult treatment .So everything is ok,she finished off by saying don't turn up in short trousers,i had the last word saying i was a cyclist and i actually do have nice legs.
Great to have a laugh.

 

[Lanzecki]

I had a letter a few years from the local maternity hospital giving me a scan date... Turned out that the someone in the GP's office didn't know the difference between being pregnant and needing a scan on my back. I almost went to it anyway for the laugh. I wanted to see how far I could get before the realised I was male. I kinda thought that Simon would have given it away. Not to mention the beard.

"So, when are you due"?

 

[Black Sheep]

my wife, as a 1st year student nurse went to her first placement to be created with;
"so you're here for your anti-natal?"

"no, I'm the student"