Archie_tect said:....jumpers for goalposts....marvellous!
Cheddar George said:I remember the sad day when i opened a packet of Hula Hoops and realised that i couldn't fit them on the ends of my fingers any more .............
johnnyh said:dabbing the ball in dogs muck and throwing it to your mate to head...![]()
scots_lass said:Smarties don't taste the same now that they have taken all the artificial flavourings and colourings out of them!
johnnyh said:dabbing the ball in dogs muck and throwing it to your mate to head...![]()
swee said:LOL, often followed by a parental cry of "Hey watch out, you'll have someone's eye out if you're not careful."
Jane Smart said:Fumbles in drawers to find never used playing cards![]()
Will1985 said:Was wee Joe24 one of the kids? I think he likes to put cards in his wheels...
Whilst they were paying attention did you tell them about condoms and why they should be studying hard?sw3008 said:The other day, some kids in the road were riding round with plastic bottles shoved in the back forks to make a bit of noise as they were riding.
I pointed out that we used to attach a playing card to the back forks with a peg & let it run against the spokes to get a great sound when I was their age (many many moons ago !!).
10 mins later, there was a knock at the door & 5 kids all stood there with pegs & cards asking how they should put it on.
Of course, I obliged & they were all razzing round the streets having a whale of a time.
Nice to know that I can still give the youngsters some good advice.