'I worried that his private parts would be burned by the rusty pipe'

[dellzeqq]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gal...na-jilin-province#/?picture=374148281&index=4

if justice there be, then rusty pipes would be the least of this chap's problems. When police raided a brothel in the Chinese city of Changchun, this chap made off across the rooftops without his keks and clambered down a rust-encrusted pipe. Yowser!

 

[Fnaar]

That's going to smart a bit

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Liberally apply WD40 and then a good going over with a wire brush, that should get any rust off his tackle.

 

[TVC]

I say, isn't that Keith Oates??????????????????????????????

How do you know what Keith's bare arse looks like?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I say, isn't that Keith Oates??????????????????????????????

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ufkacbln]

In days of old
When Knights were bold
And women weren't invented
The knights found holes in telegraph poles sewage down pipes
And sat there quite contented

 

[ComedyPilot]

That shows a lax approach by the police - first create a cordon, then kick the door in.

 

[Keith Oates]

I say, isn't that Keith Oates??????????????????????????????

It can't be me as there are no tan lines on the arms and legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[guitarpete247]

Liberally apply WD40 and then a good going over with a wire brush, that should get any rust off his tackle.

Are we sure WD40 can be used for this? How about Teflon or Lithium grease or even 3in1 oil. Even a good citrus cleaner and a tooth brush ("When you are done with the toothbrush, clean it very carefully before using it again to brush your teeth" Thank's Sheldon).