ideal female christmas present
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YahudaMoon
Über Member
Hows about a brick wall, and two ears
Mine was always banging on about a wall and one ear and out of the other or something?
Mine was always banging on about a wall and one ear and out of the other or something?
OP
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biggs682
Itching to get back on my bike's
- Location
- Northamptonshire
Hill Wimp
Fair weathered,fair minded but easily persuaded.
I thought this thread was going to introduce me to the perfect man.
I will have to live in hope again for another year
I will have to live in hope again for another year
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Hence the underwear!!
byegad
Legendary Member
- Location
- NE England
A 23 year old nymphomaniac who owns a brewery.
Oh! Maybe you meant for a woman.
In that case a spare Black and Decker cordless drill for her handbag. You can always 'check it over' every now and again to make sure it's fully charged.
Oh! Maybe you meant for a woman.
In that case a spare Black and Decker cordless drill for her handbag. You can always 'check it over' every now and again to make sure it's fully charged.
I thought this thread was going to introduce me to the perfect man.
I will have to live in hope again for another year
But some of us really do know how to treat a lady.
Just packaging up your ironing board as we speak
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
Some of us can even multi wotsit!
MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
When i worked at Argos, I couldn't help but think "NOOOOO!" as I put a face sauna, a foot spa and a deep fat fryer (all one order) on the conveyor one xmas eve 
i expect this was his wife's xmas prezzy anger face
i expect this was his wife's xmas prezzy anger face
mattobrien
Guru
- Location
- Sunny Suffolk
That's this year's present sorted then...When i worked at Argos, I couldn't help but think "NOOOOO!" as I put a face sauna, a foot spa and a deep fat fryer (all one order) on the conveyor one xmas eve
i expect this was his wife's xmas prezzy anger face
MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
Santa - I have been VERY good this year , can I have two?
do you want two so you can wear the other whilst one's in the wash?
seriously though.... maybe something with sleeves and a bit more length is more suited to winter
I was thinking of the whole package - contents 'n' all
Then they can take turns with washing and housework
