If Carlsburg made bikes....

[huggy]

there'd have magic chainsets that swap sides.

 

[TVC]

there'd have magic chainsets that swap sides.

Would they also have photos?

 

[Drago]

They'd learn to spell their own name!

 

[huggy]

 

[Drago]

Carlsberg is made locally. If you saw where they got their water from you'd never drink it again.

 

[TVC]

If Carlsberg made a decent lager I might drink it.

 

[tyred]

Carlsberg is made locally. If you saw where they got their water from you'd never drink it again.

I create something that tastes like Carlsberg every time I wash the dishes.

 

[Welsh wheels]

Getting a round in would suddenly become very expensive. Road bikes for all the boys down the pub.

 

[Drago]

Road Bikes? You don't drink that fizzy rubbish. You want a nice Guinness Tourer, or a single malt unicycle.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Corona looks nice

Dunno about the beer though

 

[GrumpyGregry]

If Carlsberg made a decent lager I might drink it.

They make some very splendid lagers. And beers. Just not in the UK.

 

[mjr]

Carlsberg is made locally. If you saw where they got their water from you'd never drink it again.

I'm guessing you don't drink Frog Island either!

Can you still get Carlsberg's brewing yeast for free by swabbing leaves near their site, or have they cleaned up their emissions?

 

[AndyRM]

Buy a goofy BMX.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

And a nice Wiggins inspired bike-throw at the end

 

[MichaelW2]

...the bottle cages would be made to correct dimensions.