If you didn't have a username already...

[TVC]

No, sorry to upset you! But I got this image in my head of Wendy and Betty!

View: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZjVQOjBPJ_o&feature=related

You may be closer to the truth than you think

 

[John the Monkey]

I like the one I have...

 

[Paulus]

Theophilious P wildebeast.

 

[Fnaar]

Roger Melly.
Or possibly Mr. Lurve-Thang.
Or mebbes Thargon the Mighty.
Or p'raps Sh!tferbrains

 

[Fab Foodie]

bonj.