I'm disappointed...

[tyred]

I popped into Tescos while I was out for my lunch break and they had their new range of bicycles on display.

A quick inspection revealed that not one of them had the forks fitted back to front. I feel I'm missing something

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What a let down, they were still shoot though weren't they?

 

[tyred]

They're shoot but I was seriously considering buying one of these




After all, I need something to prop open the hall door.

 

[tyred]

Pssst. Do you want to buy a stuffed badger?

But I can't ride to the shops on a stuffed badger whereas on a Tesco MTb, I.....

 

[Cubist]

That's a ****ing reassuring spec list...." handlebar control....yes"

Assembled Dimension Depth132Assembled Dimension Height67Assembled Dimension UnitscmAssembled Dimension Width18Assembled Weight17.5Assembled Weight UnitskgAssemblySelf assemblyBrakeV brakesBrake LeverYesBrandSonicControls Handle BarYesFeatures of ProductSteel dual suspension frame. 26" wheels with alloy rims. 15 speed index gears. Front and rear V brakesFoldable MudguardsNoForksFront suspensionFrame MaterialSteelFrame Size8"Front BrakesYesGearsSpeed indexedGears CranksetYesGears Front DerailleurYesGears Rear DerailleurYesGears ShiftersYesGenderBoysGiro Electric HeadsetNoInside Leg Measurement29" - 35"Pannier HolderNoPedalsYesPrimary ColourBlackProduct Depth132 cmProduct Height67 cmProduct Weight UnitskgProduct Width18 cmRear BrakesYesRear ShockNoStunt PegsNoSuspensionDualWeight20Wheels Front HubYesWheels Rear HubYes

 

[potsy]

And it was £200
Shouldn't this be in the 'Found a Bargain' thread?

 

[tyred]

I could fix some wheels on its legs if you want - but I'd want another fiver.

Put some stunt pegs on it you might have a deal.


Does anyone else commute using a dead badger?

 

[Melonfish]

Put some stunt pegs on it you might have a deal.


Does anyone else commute using a dead badger?

i once rode a whole leg of the tour de france backwards on a stuffed stoat, my m8 had a weasel and we took it in turns to point out the differences between the two to the locals
they're both stoataly different yet weasely identified...

 

[tyred]

i once rode a whole leg of the tour de france backwards on a stuffed stoat, my m8 had a weasel and we took it in turns to point out the differences between the two to the locals
they're both stoataly different yet weasely identified...

Where do you buy your cigarettes?

 

[coffeejo]

Does anyone else commute using a dead badger?

I nearly cycled *through* one t'other day