I'm just posting this..............

[User269]

.............because I wanted to see what sort of member I am.

 

[Dayvo]

Will you be able to re member?

 

[smokeysmoo]

There's plenty of people on here who would tell you exactly what kind of a member you are

 

[biggs682]

i dont want to know about your member

 

[growingvegetables]

Senior - hmm, not encouraging

 

[postman]

I have just remembered a story about remembering.
Max Bygraves visited and performed at an old peoples home.On finishing he spoke to one of the residents and asked
"Do you know who i am "?
"no" was the reply
"But ask Matron and she will tell you".