i'm thinking of having this...

[buggi]

... on my balcony


My own little garden

http://likalawn.com/showlawn.aspx

What do you think? i think it would be pretty cool. i always wanted a little garden

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Looks good. Would the old bat downstairs not complain about it though?

 

[Speicher]

She could complain, but there would be nothing to mown about.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Perhaps she'd grass Buggi up to the police though.

 

[Speicher]

There might be a lot of cross swards between them.

I will blade you a good knight now!

 

[Speicher]

Hang on a mo, er, this is all getting out of hand.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Thought you were tired? Well, you were lawning.


Oh dear, sorry.

 

[Speicher]

Oh yes, just seed that,


now I am off to my flower bed

 

[buggi]

if she dried to grass me up, it would be last straw!

 

[Dayvo]

Looks good, but won't it attract herds of cows?

 

[Aperitif]

Well! Someone has to be serious around here...

Lidl had rolls of the artificial grass for balconies when I popped in there last Friday,<ooooooh!> 2x1 metre patch I think, for about 49p?

 

[Dayvo]

Well! Someone has to be serious around here...

Lidl had rolls of the artificial grass for balconies when I popped in there last Friday,<ooooooh!> 2x1 metre patch I think, for about 49p?

What, you gonna use it as a wig? (save some surplus for me)

 

[eldudino]

That guy from Harry Potter was arrested yesterday for having grass in his flat...

 

[Mr Pig]

Looks ideal, go for it.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

That growing grass can be pretty noisy stuff though, so your old-battle-axe-neighbour is bound to be very upset... excellent, go for it!

EDIT: Turf luck on your neighbour. (felt I was missing out on the bad puns!)