I'm totally devastated

[Danny]

This may have been the worst day of my life

When I bought my train ticket this morning the bright young woman at counter helpfully asked whether I had an over 60's railcard.

Having happily clung to the delusion that I look a lot younger than my 53 years, I am now wondering whether I should book myself in for a botox treatment or else catch the next flight to Switzerland.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I've started a collection for your Switzerland trip...

 

[karen.488walker]

I'm in Switzerland at the moment and the snow is great so would def go for that option. Top yourself on a high, much better plan.

 

[davidg]

I am sure it wasnt that long ago when you were being asked for ID buying alcohol!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Blimey Danny, in less than 10 minutes CC'ers have pledged enough to pay for the 1 way ticket!

 

[Over The Hill]

It is the life in your years not the years in your life.

 

[accountantpete]

Botox for sure - just look at what it did for Burt Reynolds

On second thoughts.....

 

[rich p]

Cut you to the quick, I'm sure. I hope you came up with a witty but wounding retort, like ......(please add your own personal insult here)

 

[Danny]

I'm in Switzerland at the moment and the snow is great so would def go for that option. Top yourself on a high, much better plan.

Good point. I'm going skiing at the start of April so I could combine the two.

 

[Arch]

A quick witted miser might have said "what? oh, no dear, I lost it, can you write me out a replacement?"

Never mind. Have a cup of tea and a biscuit. I said, A BISCUIT! NICE BISCUIT? ARE YOU WARM ENOUGH?

 

[vernon]

I enjoy the opposite treatment. The kids at school will not believe that I am over 42 or thereabouts. They think that my 40th birthday mug is a relatively recent acquisition and are incredulous when I divulge that I am over fifty. In quite a few instances I am younger than the grandparents of the kids that I teach. It helps that I am more childish than my charges.

 

[snorri]

I'm going skiing at the start of April

Skiing :?: . At your age:?:

 

[snapper_37]

Hey Danny, I'm under 40 (just) and my aunty keeps offering me botox as a Birthday prez (it's her little side line). I'm wondering if she means botox or bollox although I wouldn't fancy either.

I could give you her number if you would like. She looks like the clown from IT but ... whatever floats your boat.

 

[Tollers]

. She looks like the clown from IT but ... whatever floats your boat.

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJa0BJzV-b4&feature=related

 

[snapper_37]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJa0BJzV-b4&feature=related

Pffftttt.


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOTS4UHv-pA