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Had a bit of a problem this morning. Got all the way into work to realise that my lock wasnt in the pannier bag. Not good. You can imagine the scene as my language was "brisk", babies screaming, birds flying off in shock. I pulled the whole bag open looking for it and then decided I would have to ride the 6 miles home and after establishing the time thanks to a lad who pulled up 5 minutes after I'd arrived I set off.
I didnt make it back in time so thats 30 minutes of wage lost. Company policy, even though I clocked in only 10 minutes late.
Several things struck me today and made me think:
1. I'm very glad I set off as early as I do. Traffic gets REALLY snarled up around the city centre, and some people did some very, VERY silly things around me. (Van driver nearly pulled out in front of me - I shout "whoa there tiger!" to stop him or else it could have been messy. Drivers blocking the cyclelane on the Itchen Bridge, I filtered through from the right, thanked a driver for letting me through only for another driver further up to pull hard left without indication to pick up his mate. He got a "shout" as I managed to stop in time, not that he cared as he was texting)
2. People on cyclepaths dont give a s*** for their own safety. Or rather they wandered on to it right in front of me as I trundled along.
I really wish they'd treat it more like a road, I have seen some cyclists tear along there at around 30mph. Thats going to hurt when it goes wrong.
3. Stuck behind a lad on a BSO up the bridge. He nervously kept looking behind at me, and as he did seemed to brake. I think the motion of his pedalling kept his wheels turning as something was seriously rubbing. I wanted to say to him "just keep your eyes on the road ahead, I'll overtake if its safe" but couldnt due to his ear phones.
4. My father's bike isnt that fast. I can only get a couple of useful gears out of it. It needs a service... and clean.
5. I'm sore... you know, in the fella parts. Short rides are fine without pads but I was unprepared and I'm suffering for it now. His saddle is a typical cheap, spongey peice of crap.
It puts pressure in the wrong areas of your body, I think its age has let it slowly malform.
6. People who brake suddenly in front of you just because they think they've seen a parking space are worringly more prevalent during rush hour than any other time. They also annoyed not just me but a fair few drivers.
7. The only things moving were cyclists and motorcyclists. Makes you wonder why people sit in their car when a motorcycle or moped might sort out the longer journeys quite well. Extra training I know but surely worthwhile for many. And safety in numbers.
8. Kids on BMXs. Reminds me of Krusty the Clown on his miniture bicycle.
I didnt make it back in time so thats 30 minutes of wage lost. Company policy, even though I clocked in only 10 minutes late.
Several things struck me today and made me think:
1. I'm very glad I set off as early as I do. Traffic gets REALLY snarled up around the city centre, and some people did some very, VERY silly things around me. (Van driver nearly pulled out in front of me - I shout "whoa there tiger!" to stop him or else it could have been messy. Drivers blocking the cyclelane on the Itchen Bridge, I filtered through from the right, thanked a driver for letting me through only for another driver further up to pull hard left without indication to pick up his mate. He got a "shout" as I managed to stop in time, not that he cared as he was texting)
2. People on cyclepaths dont give a s*** for their own safety. Or rather they wandered on to it right in front of me as I trundled along.


3. Stuck behind a lad on a BSO up the bridge. He nervously kept looking behind at me, and as he did seemed to brake. I think the motion of his pedalling kept his wheels turning as something was seriously rubbing. I wanted to say to him "just keep your eyes on the road ahead, I'll overtake if its safe" but couldnt due to his ear phones.

4. My father's bike isnt that fast. I can only get a couple of useful gears out of it. It needs a service... and clean.
5. I'm sore... you know, in the fella parts. Short rides are fine without pads but I was unprepared and I'm suffering for it now. His saddle is a typical cheap, spongey peice of crap.

6. People who brake suddenly in front of you just because they think they've seen a parking space are worringly more prevalent during rush hour than any other time. They also annoyed not just me but a fair few drivers.
7. The only things moving were cyclists and motorcyclists. Makes you wonder why people sit in their car when a motorcycle or moped might sort out the longer journeys quite well. Extra training I know but surely worthwhile for many. And safety in numbers.
8. Kids on BMXs. Reminds me of Krusty the Clown on his miniture bicycle.