Is there a Medium in da house?

[Crackle]

I was woken last night by the Wake up Alarm light being full on and the radio alarm on as well. Now considering I never set it and I don't use it, I was a bit surprised but figured someone must have accidentally turned it on. So I switched it off, made sure the alarm was off and went to sleep. Sometime later it was back on again! Now I'm pretty sure I made certain it was off and this morning I checked again and it was deffo off. Not a wink out of it all day today so the question is: WHAT IS TURNING MY LIGHT ON?

Can anyone please tune into the vibes and tell me if it's a message from the other side?

 

[iAmiAdam]

The other side called, they told you to get up.

 

[telesonic99]

Snooze


By that I don't mean your post bored the absolute tits off me and sent me into a catatonic slumber, but that your clock has a snooze function which you initally activated and hence the following 'sometime later' alarm, which on your second attempt you managed to disable through your semi-concious but evidently accurate wafting hand motions.

 

[Paulus]

Snooze


By that I don't mean your post bored the absolute tits off me and sent me into a catatonic slumber, but that your clock has a snooze function which you initally activated and hence the following 'sometime later' alarm, which on your second attempt you managed to disable through your semi-concious but evidently accurate wafting hand motions.

That was more or less what I was going to say.

 

[Dayvo]

Maybe it's an extra-large poltergeist!

 

[Crackle]

hmmm, now I look the snooze button is very large. I'm sure more than minutes passed between the first and second wake. Besides I didn't set the damn thing.

 

[jimboalee]

I'm a Medium. Well that's what it says in my underpants.

 

[PaulB]

I'm a Medium. Well that's what it says in my underpants.

And my condoms say XXXL. And they're too small.

 

[Crackle]

Well nowt to report last night, maybe I don't need a Medium after all, just some small hours co-ordination.

 

[rich p]

I left a CD in the stereo on standby and it started up in the middle of the night after a momentary power cut. Frightened the life out of me. I crept downstairs and beat holy sh*t out of it - that did the trick. Never did it again.

Try it, Cracks, next time.

 

[Crackle]

I left a CD in the stereo on standby and it started up in the middle of the night after a momentary power cut. Frightened the life out of me. I crept downstairs and beat holy sh*t out of it - that did the trick. Never did it again.

Try it, Cracks, next time.