It’s Probably Just Me, But ....

[thom]

Glad it wasn't just me. If "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." was the funniest thing this year, I am glad I wasn't there

I think it is a timeless classic - I'm planning on dropping it into a conversation about lactose intolerance in China.

 

[TVC]

My favourite comes from Lost Voice Guy, a comic with Cerebral Palsy, who reflects on his time at Special School. "My mates and I formed a disabled 'Steps' tribute band. We called ourselves 'Slopes'".

 

[JtB]

Seems I must be turning into a misserable old git then :-(

 

[hopless500]

I think it is a timeless classic - I'm planning on dropping it into a conversation about lactose intolerance in China.

Good luck

 

[Maz]

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.

 

[Over The Hill]

Traffic was really bad getting to Crufts today. It was nose to tail all the way.

 

[Ron-da-Valli]

I was going to write my will today, then I thought no life's too short.

 

[Ron-da-Valli]

What have the starship Enterprise and toilet paper got in common?

They both wipe out klingons.

I thank yew!!

 

[Durian]

I read about a dwarf that was pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

 

[donnydave]

Multi storey car parks. Wrong on so many levels.

I think that was a Tim Vine winner from a couple of years ago. I agree this years crop were a bit disappointing.

 

[ianrauk]

This was the funniest in the top ten imho

"I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."

 

[Over The Hill]

Multi storey car parks. Wrong on so many levels.

I think that was a Tim Vine winner from a couple of years ago. I agree this years crop were a bit disappointing.

Wasn't than picking your nose in a lift?

I find with these one liners that one or two on their own are not funny but like Tim Vine does, - bombard us with 20 and you start to chuckle.


BNGA

^ That is bang out of order!