The War of the Roses took a decisive turn in favour of the Red Rose county today as I just declared Lancashire to be superior to Yorkshire. Those who foolishly believe the white rose county to be better than it's infinitely superior neighbour will be sad to learn that;
Scenic-wise Lancashire shades it. Yes, we all admire those Yorkshire Dales and they're all very pretty and that but we have The Bowland Fells, The Tatham fells, The Trough of Bowland, The Ribble Valley and they are all much more tranquil than having to dodge screaming motorbikes and convoys of cars to get to. In addition we also have Pendle and if we stick to original county boundaries (and why not? Lancashire still play county cricket in Liverpool and Manchester) then we also have Rivington, Saddleworth and lest we forget, Furness was in Lancashire so we get Coniston too!
Football-wise Yorkshire don't get a look in. Even if you're not going to allow Liverpool and Manchester, then we have more Premier league teams than Yorkshires, erm, none.
Beer. OK, we bow to thee on that one, no contest!
Water. As I live in the Pennines, you can be certain I never pass up the opportunity to wee-wee in reservoirs on the other side of the border and so do all my mates! Ever wondered why it tastes funny, Yorkshire folk?
People. While you should never generalise (!) Lancastrians are warm, friendly and generous; always the life and soul of the party. Yorkshire folk are dour and mean of pocket.
So there we are; Lancashire is best. And so say all of us. Don't we?
Scenic-wise Lancashire shades it. Yes, we all admire those Yorkshire Dales and they're all very pretty and that but we have The Bowland Fells, The Tatham fells, The Trough of Bowland, The Ribble Valley and they are all much more tranquil than having to dodge screaming motorbikes and convoys of cars to get to. In addition we also have Pendle and if we stick to original county boundaries (and why not? Lancashire still play county cricket in Liverpool and Manchester) then we also have Rivington, Saddleworth and lest we forget, Furness was in Lancashire so we get Coniston too!
Football-wise Yorkshire don't get a look in. Even if you're not going to allow Liverpool and Manchester, then we have more Premier league teams than Yorkshires, erm, none.
Beer. OK, we bow to thee on that one, no contest!
Water. As I live in the Pennines, you can be certain I never pass up the opportunity to wee-wee in reservoirs on the other side of the border and so do all my mates! Ever wondered why it tastes funny, Yorkshire folk?
People. While you should never generalise (!) Lancastrians are warm, friendly and generous; always the life and soul of the party. Yorkshire folk are dour and mean of pocket.
So there we are; Lancashire is best. And so say all of us. Don't we?