I've Got One and I know Who Else as'

[Minotier]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...ist-claims-to-have-invented-time-machine.html

It is a predictor,what would yours tell you ?

 

[Dayvo]

... to stop wasting my time.

 

[Chromatic]

I love the last line.
The thing obviously works.

 

[Rob3rt]

Damn those thieving Chinese!

 

[green1]

Enough football results for me to turn £1 in to a couple of million, or the lottery numbers.

Bye bye job.

 

[TVC]

I've often said that I only want one thing, a copy of next Sunday's newspaper now. I'll sort the rest out myself.

 

[Maz]

If I had a time machine, I'd use it on the plane, to get me to the destination I should've been at 4 hours ago.

 

[Davidc]

Bad news for Russell Grant then!