I've saved the planet - twice

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rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
About time you lot started doing your bit.:biggrin:

I opened a box of Sainsburys Basic tissues which said, " Buying this product helps you care for the world's forests". That's the woods sorted!

Then I booked a cross-channel ferry and paid a 2 quid supplement towards the Marine Conservation Fund.
That's the oceans sorted.

I hope you've been as caring as I have.
 

krushavik

New Member
I saved the planet last week and bought some recycled toilet paper. On that experience to hell with the planet.:blush:
 

rockyraccoon

Veteran
I have a dilemma which I can't solve?

I am also trying to do my bit for the planet. kind of new year's resolution.

I very very concerned about global warming and the ozone layer.

Next time I feel the need to fart should I let it out or hold it back?
 

the snail

Guru
Location
Chippenham
I have a dilemma which I can't solve?

I am also trying to do my bit for the planet. kind of new year's resolution.

I very very concerned about global warming and the ozone layer.

Next time I feel the need to fart should I let it out or hold it back?

don't worry about the ozone layer, that's been sorted.
re farts, I think the environmentally sound course of action would be to set light to them
 

JamesAC

Senior Member
Location
London
don't worry about the ozone layer, that's been sorted.
re farts, I think the environmentally sound course of action would be to set light to them


Well, no.

The methane in the fart (with is a greenhouse gas) would be converted to carbon dioxide and water vapour (greenhouse gasses).

Eat fewer beans.
 

the snail

Guru
Location
Chippenham
Well, no.

The methane in the fart (with is a greenhouse gas) would be converted to carbon dioxide and water vapour (greenhouse gasses).

Eat fewer beans.

but methane is a much more potent greenhouse gas than CO2
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
Could the great Unemployed be fed beans then made to sit behind petrol stations where their gaseous exudations would be collected, liquefied and pumped into car fuel tanks?
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
But cows wander around in fields. Humans would be content to sit all day eating and watching TV while hooked up to the collector.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Or, for loo roll, simply use the cellophane 'windows' from envelopes and sandwich boxes (and suchlike). I bet it's a similar experience to using Izal.
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