I've saved the planet - twice

[rich p]

About time you lot started doing your bit.

I opened a box of Sainsburys Basic tissues which said, " Buying this product helps you care for the world's forests". That's the woods sorted!

Then I booked a cross-channel ferry and paid a 2 quid supplement towards the Marine Conservation Fund.
That's the oceans sorted.

I hope you've been as caring as I have.

 

[krushavik]

I saved the planet last week and bought some recycled toilet paper. On that experience to hell with the planet.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Well done rich, I'll use you as my 'off-set' then...

*switches on patio heater and revs up the Hummer*

 

[Globalti]

What is this "toilet paper" you speak of?

 

[dellzeqq]

What is this "toilet paper" you speak of?

Ah. Yes. Lancashire.

 

[rockyraccoon]

I have a dilemma which I can't solve?

I am also trying to do my bit for the planet. kind of new year's resolution.

I very very concerned about global warming and the ozone layer.

Next time I feel the need to fart should I let it out or hold it back?

 

[the snail]

I have a dilemma which I can't solve?

I am also trying to do my bit for the planet. kind of new year's resolution.

I very very concerned about global warming and the ozone layer.

Next time I feel the need to fart should I let it out or hold it back?

don't worry about the ozone layer, that's been sorted.
re farts, I think the environmentally sound course of action would be to set light to them

 

[JamesAC]

don't worry about the ozone layer, that's been sorted.
re farts, I think the environmentally sound course of action would be to set light to them

Well, no.

The methane in the fart (with is a greenhouse gas) would be converted to carbon dioxide and water vapour (greenhouse gasses).

Eat fewer beans.

 

[the snail]

Well, no.

The methane in the fart (with is a greenhouse gas) would be converted to carbon dioxide and water vapour (greenhouse gasses).

Eat fewer beans.

but methane is a much more potent greenhouse gas than CO2

 

[Spinney]

Ah. Yes. Lancashire.

Oy!

 

[Globalti]

Could the great Unemployed be fed beans then made to sit behind petrol stations where their gaseous exudations would be collected, liquefied and pumped into car fuel tanks?

 

[Globalti]

But cows wander around in fields. Humans would be content to sit all day eating and watching TV while hooked up to the collector.

 

[rich p]

Cows don't use toilet paper, not even Sainsbury's basic

 

[rich p]

How are you getting through your tissues?

Dell told me that using a silk scarf was more eco-friendly depending on how you wash it.

 

[Fnaar]

Or, for loo roll, simply use the cellophane 'windows' from envelopes and sandwich boxes (and suchlike). I bet it's a similar experience to using Izal.