Jingle Bells

[Andy_R]

 

[ianrauk]

 

[ianrauk]

 

[winjim]

The secret true history of "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells"

Why does this seem to be a thing this year? I guess that's just how the internet works...

 

[vernon]

The secret true history of "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells"

Why does this seem to be a thing this year? I guess that's just how the internet works...

It seems to have passed me by until now.

 

[winjim]

It seems to have passed me by until now.

It popped up a few times on facebook over the last couple of days, having never been mentioned (Simpsons excepted) for the last 30 odd years since I used to sing it as a kid.

 

[raleighnut]

I remember it in the 60s for sure along with

'We 3 Kings of Orient are
one on a motorbike, one in a car
one on a scooter
papping his hooter
smoking a big cigar.'

 

[young Ed]

It seems to have passed me by until now.

me too
Cheers Ed

 

[mark st1]

I remember it in the 60s for sure along with

'We 3 Kings of Orient are
one on a motorbike, one in a car
one on a scooter
papping his hooter
smoking a big cigar.'

While shepards watched there flocks at night all watching ITV the Angel of the lord came down and switched to BBC.

Remember that from the 80's not sure why I remember it though.

 

[winjim]

I remember it in the 60s for sure along with

'We 3 Kings of Orient are
one on a motorbike, one in a car
one on a scooter
papping his hooter
smoking a big cigar.'

"Ohhhh......
Star of wonder, star of night
sit on a box of dynamite
light the fuse and off we go
round the world to Mexico."

 

[winjim]

While shepards watched there flocks at night all watching ITV the Angel of the lord came down and switched to BBC.

Remember that from the 80's not sure why I remember it though.

While shepherds washed their socks, surely?

 

[ufkacbln]

I remember it in the 60s for sure along with

'We 3 Kings of Orient are
one on a motorbike, one in a car
one on a scooter
papping his hooter
smoking a big cigar.'

'We 3 Kings of Orient are
one on a bicycle, one in a car
one on a scooter
papping his hooter
smoking a big cigar.


FTFY

 

[ufkacbln]

While shepherds washed their socks by night,
And hung them on the line,
The angel of the Lord came down,
And said 'Those socks are mine !


We three kings of Leicester Square
Selling ladies underwear
So fantastic, no elastic
Only tuppence a pair

 

[ufkacbln]

... and don't forget the Health and Safety:

The Union of Shepherds has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs must be made available. Shepherds have also requested that, due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year, they should watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated observation huts.
T
he angel of the lord is also reminded that before shining his/her glory all around she/he must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.