No there not.
Knobheads in car throw eggs at you
You then get off your bike quickly shake the coffee cup at them and throw the nearest stone that is on the road.
Driver and passenger then give you a kick in - and please don't spout any 'I'll hit them with my Abus D-lock' How are you gonna do that when they the driver has just rammed you and your bike?
Have another look at that thread Crankarm and a post and link that YOU posted about the cyclist in Coventry getting killed.
It's tough nut to swallow but the OP should follow the other advice offered in this thread and that is to ride on and accept the sad fact that there are peanuts in this world who throw eggs at cyclists for no reason.
And then probably go home and masturbate in their own faeces while looking at a poster of last years X Factor finalists.
I'm off to bed.