Just seen a Range Rover Evoque

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upsidedown

Waiting for the great leap forward
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The middle bit
Think thats what're called anyway. While cars don't exactly interest me it looked very nice. They'll sell a million of them, much nicer than the German boxes.
 
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Amanda P

Legendary Member
Maybe it's me, but I tend to leap to the conclusion that anyone driving any Range Rover is an arrogant tosser.

I haven't yet been proved wrong - certainly not by their driving.
 

stephec

Squire
Location
Bolton
I'm sure it's expensive, but having seen pictures of it on Google, it looks to me to be even more aggressive than the range rover sport. Just my opinion, but it says to me, "get out of my way, I own the road!"


I do a fair bit of motorway driving for work, and the usual view of a Range Rover Sport is when it's about four feet from your rear bumper with some middle aged obese slaphead growling at you.

They don't always want to acknowledge you for some reason though when, as you finally let them pass, you point out their inadequate drivng to them. :biggrin:
 

Chrisz

Über Member
Location
Sittingbourne
The Evoque is a posh Freelander. I sat in one at the boat/bike show and got the full run-down by one of the sales guys - shame I couldn't even afford one! It's actually surprisingly small - I thought it would be RR size but it's much more compact. nice place to be too :smile:
 

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
The Evoque is a posh Freelander. I sat in one at the boat/bike show and got the full run-down by one of the sales guys - shame I couldn't even afford one! It's actually surprisingly small - I thought it would be RR size but it's much more compact. nice place to be too :smile:


thats what i thought too , and also where i sat in one while SWMBO took youngest to the toilet . horrible thing it is
 
They have tried very hard and managed to trump the Nissan Juke in the ugly toy for inadequate morons stakes.

Call me fussy but I would like a back window so that i can see what is behind me not a little letter box up at roof level.

I guess it makes it clear that there is an agressive driving idot on the road from a long way off.
 

TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
Moderator
Location
The TerrorVortex
Ruddy heck, that's one ugly car.
4x4s are horrible in every conceivable way, but that's far-and-away the worst of an incredibly bad lot, and bound to be driven by an aggressive w@nker. Not to generalise or anything.
I may have to go and lie down with a bottle of Scotch.
 

david1701

Well-Known Member
Location
Bude, Cornwall
lol, its not a landrover if it doesn't have a separate chassis so old range rovers and discoverys are ok so are the proper landrovers but not freelanders or new rangerovers or the love child (ok probably a rape) of a rangerover and a ford ka that is the evoque :tongue:
 

Stephenite

Membå
Location
OslO
I wouldn't be seen dead in one. Maybe dead underneath one. :smile:

What are they for? Opposite of a TARDIS - bigger on the outside than the inside.

There's a girl called Shakira, lives on the estate, she says her bf is gonna buy one when he grows up. Her mum says, as long as there is enough space for a pram and he keeps up the payments he can buy a Tonka if he wants. He says it's more of a Matchbox Cross, and anyway Jeremy Kyle has one.
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
Wow, feel the love fellow Landrover owners, feel the love. .....seems to be an awful lot of stereotyping going on in this thread!
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