Last night I had sex with Madonna

[Sandra6]

It's a cocktail! It was good.
My friend had a zombie.
What's the best cocktail you've ever had?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'd have to be drunk already to have sex with Madonna.

 

[mr_cellophane]

Sex on the beach - then I had a pint.

 

[ianrauk]

Tequila Sunrise for me please!

 

[uphillstruggler]

go on then, I'll sip at a long island iced tea. lots of ice please.

 

[Mattonsea]

Is a half of Whitbread best and half of brown ale a cocktail??? That's what I drank when I was 18, dead sophisticated .

 

[Aperitif]

I'd have to be drunk already to have sex with Madonna.

Blimey! You're a bit choosy, Chris!

Best cocktail? Banana daquiris - with Gary Sobers (misnomer, ultimately) at The Carribean Pepperpot, Barbados circa 1975! Recent experience is for oddly named beverages, mostly lewd in title, for some strange reason...

 

[s7ephanie]

planters punch, pina colada, mai tai xxx shame i stopped drinking

 

[Mile195]

There's a pub in deptford that does one called "The Abortion".

I don't know what's in it, but it must surely win the prize for the most revolting name!

 

[vernon]

I had my first cocktails in Berlin this summer. They were zombies and I enjoyed the hit that I got from them not as good as a hit from neat Absinthe but a hit nevertheless.

 

[ska1903]

Got to be Mojito for me... but a proper Cuban one with Havana Club blanco!

 

[EltonFrog]

Bugger! I thought this going to be another lezzers thread.

 

[michaelcycle]

You had sex with Madonna? My condolences...

I had a Rose Hibiscus Mojito a couple of months ago and that takes some beating.

 

[ColinJ]

I'd have to be drunk already to have sex with Madonna.

I was going to say "rather you, than me"!

 

[Fnaar]

Not a cocktail as such, but I lived in Galicia, NW Spain for 2 years, and I used to love a queimada