Lazarus the gold fish.....

[dan_bo]

Sad news. The poor little fella has passed away tonight

When i got up this morning he was lying almost upsidedown at the bottom of his bowl and when approached swam away in a corkscrew manner before settling to the bottom again. This has gone on all day even though we prepared some fresh water and moved him into it after lunch.

I will miss the cheeky little guy and there will forever be an empty space on the kitchen worktop that has for so many years been occupied by his home.....

RIP Lazarus. Lager raised.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

It will turn into a massive carp and gobble up babies, small dogs and moorhens.

... or it will join the giant crocodiles in the sewer system, and the next thing you know... Crocosharknado!