Learn The Difference Cyclists

[Cycling Dan]

Not here to start any huge argument or debate but I found this funny myself.
Its ok guys the cyclist did survive. He was wearing a helmet :P

 

[TVC]

Countered by a joke on The News Quiz, Lucy Porter I think, apologies if not.

The meaning of traffic lights.

Green = Go
Amber = Prepare to stop
Red = Oh go on, just another half dozen more.