Loaded Laftas 2012 funniest joke of the year.

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The runners and riders are below, Tim Vine was the winner. The standards must be very low if Paul Daniels makes the top 5!!

Funniest Joke - Tim Vine: "Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes."
Nominees:
Jimmy Carr - "I know a couple who get on like a house on fire. They both feel trapped and are slowly suffocating to death."
Matt Kirshen - "I was playing chess with my friend and he said 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."
Paul Daniels - "I said to a fella 'Is there a B&Q in Henley?' He said 'No, there's an H, an E, an N, an L and a Y'."
Sarah Millican - "My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards."
 
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