Locked threads?

[TVC]

If he's not AFS then he's certainly after his crown.

 

[User169]

.... HSV is the way to go...

herpes?

 

[TheDoctor]

And the black helicopters are airborne.

 

[Norm]

There are helicopters? Where is mine? I want a helicopter.

 

[TVC]

The mods don't need helicopters or hovercars, they can see right into your soul from where they are.

 

[ColinJ]

When my stomach was operated on, they found a tiny electronic device with flashing blue lights and a receipt for five doner kebabs from a takeaway in Hull

Which was especially worrying, since you had never been within 100 miles of Hull!

 

[Shaun]

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Don't worry. When your new CC Buff arrives ...
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Ooo ooo that's just reminded me - that's what I was going to be doing tonight!!!

 

[asterix]

I did not mean to offend anyone. I am very sorry indeed if I have.

They need your sort in the Crank Arms. Just don't apologise for anything. Ever.

 

[Cubist]

The moderaters are the same as the thought police. If big brother were real the moderaters on here would be members of the thought police of the highest order. Maybe they have nothing better to do, who knows ? All I now is if they had there way most of us would be made to use our spelling and grammar checkers.

FTFY

 

[Ajay]

Helicopters are too complicated. I want a hovercar. Easy, even the wife can drive one, and not even the dog is wearing a helmet.

" I have yet to see proof that the complusory wearing of helmets by dogs in Hovercars does anything to reduce the risk of injury, moreover, in certain circumstances they could cause..........."

 

[Rapples]

That looks like a Springer Spaniel, and I can assure you that it's quite impossible for them to sustain brain damage. They only have one brain cell, and they spend their entire life looking for it