Logs

[slowmotion]

I'm thinking of driving my diesel van to Hampshire and filling it up with 4 cubic metres of seasoned logs. Does this make me a very bad person?

http://cambridgecarbonfootprint.org/blog/wood-burning/

 

[Drago]

Go for it. I've been throwing cyanide in my wood burner for years.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Well you could get them on your bike ready for 2020 when all the lights go out?

Are there any loggers local ..or is Hampshire local

 

[Dayvo]

Wood is good.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Wood is good.

Norwegian wood in particular....

 

[slowmotion]

Your replies are a source of great comfort, but I think my xylophilia could be getting out of control. Perhaps I should have a re-test every five years or something.

 

[Drago]

How does one lose control of a xylophone?

 

[Beebo]

The mayor wants to ban wood burners in London. So best get burning before he stops your fun.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Yeah, burn logs.

If you can get one's where rainforests have been decimated and the indigenous populations turned out on their lugholes then all the better.

 

[classic33]

Leave it be for a few years and you'll have coal.

In the meantime, treat it as some would roadkill. It'll only rot away.

 

[classic33]

How does one lose control of a xylophone?

Xenophibicly

 

[slowmotion]

Yeah, burn logs.

If you can get one's where rainforests have been decimated and the indigenous populations turned out on their lugholes then all the better.

Alas, I seem to have missed all the mahogany forests of Andover. Were they logged out recently?

 

[Drago]

Am I the only one here who sniggers childishly when someone says "logs"?

 

[classic33]

Am I the only one here who sniggers childishly when someone says "logs"?

So far.

Chocolate sprang to mind for me.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Alas, I seem to have missed all the mahogany forests of Andover. Were they logged out recently?

If the Andovians were driven out then that's not a bad thing.