FNRttC London to Maldon 5th Sept 2025

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LucretiaMyReflection

Über Member
Location
The Flatlands
A little bit late starting this thread! Registration has closed, please complete your breakfast forms.

Hoping that it’s not peeing it down like it is in the Fens right now.

My current plan for post-breakfast is riding onto BishStort or possibly Cambridge for a train* home if the wind direction is favourable.

*Don’t mention the Southend ride.
 

tdk27

Regular
I might be in for Bishop’s Stortford depending on the weather on the day. I’m off on a work trip on Sunday so don’t want to lose all of Sat.
 
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LucretiaMyReflection

LucretiaMyReflection

Über Member
Location
The Flatlands
I‘ve done three options, all avoiding the roads around Hatfield Heath due to numpty drivers. Leaning towards the north route. Depends on weather etc.

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/52510623?privacy_code=LM1ic7B5DG14aQSoTMKkOLOw8fEQl2zt

https://ridewithgps.com/routes/52441394?privacy_code=J1wZyGSWare0U1YwcmFv8vdvz3BEjCBn

this one is on Flitch Way, enjoyed it before but likely to be soggy after the last few days
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/52441545?privacy_code=h3HOk4kUcXMVYMzb3fseKDO7oHhFDiWH

up to Cambridge, feels a touch ambitious
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/52465211?privacy_code=k7gdaIdFrM5d9UZBukrnWFRr9jC0M9RN
 

tdk27

Regular
A very pleasant evening out! Weather was nice and balmy, bit chilly out of halfway but not ridiculously so. And a very fine welcome from the scouts at Doddinghurst as always.

I took my mini velo for its first overnight outing and it performed really quite well. Perfectly functional over the distance and more than comfortable enough to consider using it for a full audax next year.

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srw

It's a bit more complicated than that...
We established over breakfast that my last appearance at a Fridays night ride was in 2019 (most memorable for me because of the chaos I endured while staying overnight in Cambridge) so this was a long, long overdue return after the FFFF tour. A peleton of 30 or so (honestly, that's a perfectly decent number) set off from the usual place at the usual time. Our destination was Maldon - on an inlet of the Thames Estuary so certainly coast-ish. Garmin's frankly hideous search functionality, not helped by the nightmarish lack of proper backwards compatibility between versions of their tools, tells me that the last time I was in the town was at the end of August 2013. That one was a pretty much non-stop blat in a smallish group along reasonably main roads in a small group, heading for landing craft, ferries and Southwold. This one was a much more traditional Fridays ride.

There was the usual excitement and encouragement through Ilford from late-night revellers (both probably sober and definitely not) through Stratford, Ilford and Romford before we reached the M25 bridge and the blessed relief of the streetlights giving out. The London drivers were the usual mixture of the patient, the frustrated and the bemused. For the first time ever I saw two drivers going head to head on the opposite carriageway. I gather that in the fens there was some micro-peletonning going on - I suspect that a conscious effort to do the same in outer London might be useful. I wasn't caught up in the (very minor) aggro - the seemingly endless climbing sent me well down the field.

Only one visitation meant that we were in danger of being too early for the 1st Doddinghurst. In fact they were out in force (six of them!) to welcome us and we settled in for our doorstops and cake. A few stragglers arrived late, held up by a second visitation for the same rider (this one a pothole), and our departure was also slightly delayed when the repair didn't hold. I suspect some rim tape or rim inspection might be needed....

Out into the cold(ish - 11 degrees says my device) of the morning we went. Most of my memories of Essex riding are on the road to Southend, so I'd forgotten just how much of the rural county is made up of plateaux interrupted by sharp valleys. "Mostly downhill" from Doddinghurst? Well, I suppose so on average, but when you're built like me those sharp ups really hit the legs. One more issue for the visited rider - this time a nasty-looking fall on an unexpected right turn - and they went off to the station. That was probably a good thing, because although as promised the route had avoided places with "Ford" in their name it hadn't actually avoided fords. Only a few inches of water, but on 25mm slicks that was too much for me - and for most riders. The bridge and footpath left something to be desired - a fallen tree meant a real obstacle course of heave and subsidence to pick our way through; slowly and carefully.

That and the hills left half a dozen of us off the back, and although the waymarking (mostly Stuart A it seemed) had been solid throughout, the single most important waymark had been omitted. So an extra loop down and up the hill in the town added 15 minutes and a mile and half to our ride - and everyone else's wait for breakfast. Still, at least we got a whiff of sea air, if not a visual, to prove we were by the coast.

One very decent breakfast but a disappointing selection of beers later (Guinness is OK, but not as good as a decent cask-conditioned ale) and journeys to Witham station were started. As promised, the route was almost flat and despite a lot of people in football kit (presumably the season has started) it was a straightforward journey into Liverpool Street. The first train into the tube station was exactly the one I wanted (a rare occurrence indeed - the average wait is 15 minutes) and I was home by 1.

Apart from the usual moment around 1:30 when I was wondering WTF I was doing in bland residential streets in East London and a bit of grumbliness at finding myself on the wrong end of a hill at the end it was ear-to-ear grins most of the night. It's really good to see that the club is still as friendly and welcoming as ever, even though the only two people I absolutely knew I'd previously ridden with overnight were Nick B and Stu A - despite having done just about every possible ride some time in the early 2010s. (We established I'd ridden with Clare, but probably only once and there was someone else on that same Kings Lynn ride from 2019 as well.) I gather there were several who'd come from Kent, including some newbies, and some new regulars to replace the ones I used to ride with.

I won't leave it six years again!
 
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LucretiaMyReflection

LucretiaMyReflection

Über Member
Location
The Flatlands
About that waymarking, I meant to say at breakfast when it came up.There *was* a waymarker on the final left turn to point downhill to breakfast just down the road on the left.
It appears they may not have waited to be All Upped as I think they arrived before the All Upper group.
 
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StuAff

Silencing his legs regularly
Location
Portsmouth
My last night ride of the year (just for a change- not- the leave computer said no to York-Hull, though I will be up there the following week). Following the exciting adventures of Brighton- when I rode there along the coast, thanks to acts of rail disruption- it was a return to normal abnormality. Checked the National Rail app a few times and no problems showing- there were issues in the Woking area, but services returned to normal quickly. After the 2115 all clear, I was rolling round to the northbound platform at Airport Parkway in ten minutes or so, just like that evening. Unlike that evening, there were actual trains which were actually running to time (well, mostly, in my case), the 2138 pulling in about five minutes after I'd arrived. Usual eating & device charging routine ensued. The service was a few minutes late pulling into Waterloo, but not a problem- I was still round at the NT by 2310, joining Nick, Claire and a few other early arrivals. Tea's lovely mini-velo was not the only new bike- Mark W had joined Titanium Gravel Club with a Reilly Gradient- bright green anodized logos, and a custom-painted fork in the same shade. He was grinning, unsurprisingly.

After setting off, standard northeastward urban slog ensued. Over Southwark Bridge, Bank, Aldgate, Whitechapel, then Bethnal Green. That saw the first of @bobcolover's deflations, so I had a little wait for he, all-upper Kim and James there. Generally, waymarking involved short waits for the tail end, and in view of the drop in temperature I thought it was easier to keep warm by generating some wattage and getting back to the front. One new rider who volunteered thought it was a good idea to mark a left hand turn on the inside- I covered that on the other side of the road, and he'll know better for next time. Clothing choice proved right for the conditions- Mk1 long-sleeve Fridays jersey (heavier weight than the others I have), three-quarters, and long Le Col socks (a recent purchase, and very happy with them- I don't own leg warmers and they wouldn't have been needed). The jacket went on as the temperature kept dropping, gloves and jumper on after that.

As @srw stated, it was nice to finally get out of the suburban angst and into actual countryside. I had another lengthy wait in Kelvedon Hatch at the penultimate turn before halfway, before finally Bob, Kim et al appeared and I could get to the scout hut. I was feeling a bit peckish- well, even more so than usual- so extensive sampling of the copious spread ensued. Then on we went. At the BP station (last non-hedge loo stop before Maldon), joined the queue for the single cubicle, mind boggling at the price of the ready meals…

After Bob's fall and his retirement for a train home, some were concerned that the bad luck he had suffered would transfer to the rest of us. Thankfully no, I think no-one else suffered a mechanical all night. The last stretch was pretty straightforward, though the gradients remainted rolling, and the drivers remained aggressive (lot of close passes and squeezing into hedges). When I got into Maldon, mid pack, the waymarker was still in place, though I'd have known the way had they already scarpered.

An excellent breakfast later, off I went to Witham. I was intending to ride in the group that all left at the same time, but I'd done my own GPX, a slightly different route to Nick's, and I stuck with it. A pretty rapid pace, and easily made Maldon in time for the 1048 train, Jim and I finding just enough room for selves and bikes (Stratford was like unpopping a cork, there was so much room on the last stretch). After making my way out of Liverpool Street, back to Waterloo, and then a short wait for a slow service south at 1207 (engineering work meant a long diversion). Two and a half hours later, into Hilsea & the last mile home. And relax…

Thanks everyone. See you…whenever.
 
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srw

It's a bit more complicated than that...
About that waymarking, I meant to say at breakfast when it came up.There *was* a waymarker on the final left turn to point downhill to breakfast just down the road on the left.
It appears they may not have waited to be All Upped as I think they arrived before the All Upper group.

Phew. And Grrrr.

I'm old enough to remember the days when the ride leader gave themself (OK, in those days it was always himself) the job of marking the turns into the refreshment stops - and I recommend that tradition to the team. I believe I managed it at every coffee and lunch stop on tour. It's a nice thing, to show the riders they're being looked after and come first, and to regroup with the all upper and check in.
 

tdk27

Regular
Phew. And Grrrr.

I'm old enough to remember the days when the ride leader gave themself (OK, in those days it was always himself) the job of marking the turns into the refreshment stops - and I recommend that tradition to the team. I believe I managed it at every coffee and lunch stop on tour. It's a nice thing, to show the riders they're being looked after and come first, and to regroup with the all upper and check in.

I think this is a compelling point. I will do this on my next ride on the front.
 

Nick Saddlesore

Veteran
Location
London
The Oak House needed management - telling them who wasn't coming &c so that they didn't cook and charge for unwanted meals (which happened last year), looking after newcmers who hadn't pre-ordered. The cafe is clearly marked with lots of signage, and everyone had been told the name. The Scouts did their own waymarking, as on previous years.
 

lazybloke

Ginger biscuits and cheddar
Location
Leafy Surrey
A very pleasant evening out! Weather was nice and balmy, bit chilly out of halfway but not ridiculously so. And a very fine welcome from the scouts at Doddinghurst as always.

I took my mini velo for its first overnight outing and it performed really quite well. Perfectly functional over the distance and more than comfortable enough to consider using it for a full audax next year.

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Still got the ermmm <strains brain to remember> Fairlight??
 
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