Man wakes up to find cargo ship in garden

[ebikeerwidnes]

as here
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...rwegian-man-wakes-to-cargo-ship-in-his-garden


terrible reporting - fine with the facts and all that

but what we need to know is whether or not anyone said

"You can;t park that there mate!"

 

[Drago]

Ye Gods. Imagine the dressing down the captain would receive if he beached it in the disabled bay outside Accy's flat!

 

[teeonethousand]

Maybe they live next to a B.O.A.T. and the captain got confused ? 😂😂

 

[Speicher]

It must have been a hull of a shock to see that in his garden.

Can they a fjord the bill for damage?

 

[Drago]

I expect the chap got a sinking feeling when he saw it.

 

[Speicher]

I expect the chap got a sinking feeling when he saw it.

Yes, he keeled over.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Apparently the captain was sleepy and heading for the nearest bed.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

He got pretty far out of the water

took some doing so Know your average seafarer

but there must be some Stern faces from his bosses!!!

 

[Drago]

He'll need a glass of port to get over it. A few glasses will mast the pain.

 

[Drago]

He had a stern look on his face. I hope he manages to hold on and not bow to pressure. Props to him for not getting angry.

 

[Specialeyes]

When I started to read that I first thought “No(r)way!’… “yes, way!”

It reminded me of that terrible Julia Roberts thriller on Netflix, the name of which temporarily escapes me 🤣