Meths?

[brockers]

I'm finding Barretine doesn't have the kick of the B & Q. Then again, Langlow's mineralised could be the one, as I find it has a gamey, but slightly astringent aftertaste. Am I alone in thinking this ?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

As long as it's served cold!

 

[Zoiders]

I prefer anti bacterial hand cleanser, it's like an energy gel sachet that gets you drunk.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Toilet Duck for me, great for washing down that leftover Kentucky Fried Chicken you found in a bin.

 

[LosingFocus]

Screen wash. Cleans ya teeth at the same time.

 

[vernon]

Alcool a bruler has a fruity nose and a delayed kick which belies its insipid taste.

 

[asterix]

4 star. Has to be unleaded of course. Esso has a fine bouquet whereas BP has plenty of body. The supermarket brands are as you'd expect.

Watch out for the anti-freezes, especially German ones: it has been reported some producers are adulterating it with wine.

 

[TVC]

I just snort Vim.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Sniff of the Mansion Polish anyone?

 

[Andy_R]

has to be Pledge..with a touch of Fairy Liquid

 

[ACS]

melted boot polish with a dash of Buckfast

 

[Kestevan]

Any and all of the above would be preferable to the drink I was offered earlier....

I was almost too polite to refuse, but at the end of the day, I still have some standards, and I wouldn't use Bells Whisky to clean my chain, never mind drink it.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Any and all of the above would be preferable to the drink I was offered earlier....

I was almost too polite to refuse, but at the end of the day, I still have some standards, and I wouldn't use Bells Whisky to clean my chain, never mind drink it.

There are times when a slap-in-the-face whisky is exactly what you need. Once it's woken you up you can go onto the better stuff.

 

[Paulus]

I like the aftertaste of Brasso personally, the silver cleaner, not the brass version, I do have standards. Mixed with a little Kiwi black shoe polish, it finishes a meal off lovely. Sort of a post meal liqueur.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Waiter! Pink Paraffin for the memsahib, there's a good fellow.