Meths?

[JonnyBlade]

Your best bet is foot cream

 

[Bollo]

Your best bet is foot cream

Taken straight from the foot, best served at slightly above body temperature.

I've made radioactive porridge......that's then been stuffed up somebody's arse. FACT!

 

[tyred]

If someone is feeling adventurous, mix some iodine crystals into turpentine.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Taken straight from the foot, best served at slightly above body temperature.

With a side dish of cheese, taken straight from your..... ahem, on second thoughts!

I've made radioactive porridge......that's then been stuffed up somebody's arse.

You know, I'm sure a few people would pay good money for that in London!