Metoer strikes wipes out life on earth

[MontyVeda]

preliminary strikes in russia... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21468116

and the big hit later today... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21442863


it's been nice knowing y'all.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

I've been chasing a customer in Ural for payment on something, I guess they've got a reasonably good excuse for now...

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Sh*t!! My bucket list is still nearly full!!

 

[vernon]

You reckon without the benefits of a mini pie-fest that I'm organising this morning. Skippy9999 and his side kick GarminDave will be sharing pies with me when they visit Woodrups. Collectively our resultant noxious effluvia will displace the space rock from its original path.

Our planet's safety is assured.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

You reckon without the benefits of a mini pie-fest that I'm organising this morning. Skippy9999 and his side kick GarminDave will be sharing pies with me when they visit Woodrups. Collectively our resultant noxious effluvia will displace the space rock from its original path.

Our planet's safety is assured.

We all owe you our thanks, your dedication to pies, and the promise of more pies is both our inspiration and our savior.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Alien invasion?

 

[Andrew_Culture]

If there is a bright meteor shower tonight don't be tempted to watch it like those poor souls in that Triffids documentary.

 

[vernon]

[QUOTE 2314661, member: 9609"]It would be amazing if this evenings one skimmed the atmosphere
[/quote]

I would not share your sentiment if I found myself in the flight path. But as previously posted, the planet's safety is assured. The pie source has been identified. A focussed fart in the rock's general direction - job done.

 

[MontyVeda]

if the planets safety is not 100% assured by this near miss strike, i believe 100% 'they' would tell us the exact opposite.

We're all going to die

 

[djb1971]

if the planets safety is not 100% assured by this near miss strike, i believe 100% 'they' would tell us the exact opposite.

We're all going to die

We ain't exactly going anywhere if it is going to hit anyway.


Is it worth pumping my tyres up for tonight's ride?

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

We ain't exactly going anywhere if it is going to hit anyway.


Is it worth pumping my tyres up for tonight's ride?

I wouldn't bother until just before the ride anyway..

 

[Fnaar]

Is it worth me asking random strangers if they fancy 'getting it on', as we don't have long to live?

 

[MontyVeda]

Is it worth me asking random strangers if they fancy 'getting it on', as we don't have long to live?

it's always worth asking random strangers if they fancy getting it on.... today of all days!

 

[Andrew_Culture]

it's always worth asking random strangers if they fancy getting it on.... today of all days!

I had a friend who used to break the ice with total strangers (women, in pubs) by asking them if they took it up the wrongun.

 

[accountantpete]

Check the sound out