Might make you smile!

[screenman]

I have had a Mosquito or some such critter attack me this morning, on the part that a bloke has that a women does not, in other words, well you know. I am also one of those people who when I get bit tend to swell in the area of the bite, I also know when this swelling goes down a bit it may itch somewhat. It maybe a good idea if I do not go out of the house for a few hours, or at least until the itching stops.

Not making me laugh much, but for some reason the wife is cracking up.

 

[classic33]

If it were a bee sting, you'd soon know who your mates were!

 

[Deleted member 23692]

I can imagine a mozzy bite on the Adam's apple must be quite uncomfortable

 

[smokeysmoo]

Tell the wife you need someone to extract the venom under pressure........... if you know what I mean

 

[SteCenturion]

You've been bitten on the encephalon or the heart ?

 

[SteCenturion]

Tell the wife you need someone to extract the venom under pressure........... if you know what I mean

She might suggest that Dyson does it..


Or to go forth & multiply post haste.

 

[s7ephanie]

how did it manage to get to it

 

[SteCenturion]

how did it manage to get to it

Posted by a Geezer, replied to by Geezers, mainly, 'till now.

 

[surfdude]

see if you can keep the swelling

how did it manage to get to it

the same way they got in your top . seem to be some dirty little bugs out there today

 

[smokeysmoo]

I'm just surprised this thread is passing @Fnaar by

 

[Globalti]

I'm predicting a mozzie and midgie fest this summer. Doing C2C and camping in August so I'm taking mozzie coils, DEET, insecticide spray and Avon Forest Fresh or whatever it's called.

 

[ComedyPilot]

how did it manage to get to it

How did it manage to find it.......?

 

[colly]

I'm just surprised this thread is passing @Fnaar by

I'm sure he will come up to scratch soon.

 

[screenman]

Swelling gone down a bit, but it is now starting to itch.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Ribbed, for her pleasure.