ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
I have a nice little one on the offside handle bar, and it helped me twice today.
This morning a truck couldn't be bothered to overtake (nothing coming the other way), so just drove past as normal. 0 feet room. I saw it wasn't moving out in the mirror, so I darted into the layby entrance nearby.
Phew
This afternoon, some pillock in a green astra estate did a 0 feet 70mph flypast with a silver Rav4 up it's ass. I saw it coming, held primary till the last second then jinked left.
"you ******* arseh*le" shouted
, complete with waving right hand signal, meant the following dozen or so cars that passed me gave loads of room, and some even kept behind till it was safe to overtake.
This morning a truck couldn't be bothered to overtake (nothing coming the other way), so just drove past as normal. 0 feet room. I saw it wasn't moving out in the mirror, so I darted into the layby entrance nearby.
Phew

This afternoon, some pillock in a green astra estate did a 0 feet 70mph flypast with a silver Rav4 up it's ass. I saw it coming, held primary till the last second then jinked left.
"you ******* arseh*le" shouted
