Modern life is brilliant!

[Stephenite]

This is just what i've been waiting for! http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/artic...onality-so-it-can-post-as-you-when-youre-dead

Some kind of bot that mimics your personality and posts on social media for you when you are offline, or dead.
Sign me up. This can do all the posting crrap I would normally be doing. You can even online chat with yourself. Could it get any better!??!

 

[ColinJ]

Ha ha!

After nearly shuffling off this mortal coil somewhat prematurely in 2012, I thought about leaving instructions to my sister telling her how to post for me. Post #1 would be a simple statement announcing my demise. Post #2 would be me saying goodbye. Post #3 would be details of my final forum ride, with bribes of coffee and cake to be offered at the cafe stop to encourage @potsy riders to turn out on the day!

Having a bot to do that for me would be quite handy.

 

[Freds Dad]

I'd like a bot to pick my lottery numbers......it couldn't do any worse than me.

They already have a system in place. Its called "Lucky Dip"

 

[stephec]

The trouble is, that it is not very lucky

It is for Camelot.

 

[Freds Dad]

The trouble is, that it is not very lucky

Thats why its not called "Very Lucky Dip"

 

[Piemaster]

Read a short story recently with a similar theme - Backup by David Wailing. Interesting idea.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I just want someone to delete my browser history.




If my wife ever finds out just how many bikes I've been looking at...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I just want someone to delete my browser history.

If my wife ever finds out just how many bikes I've been looking at...

All those young attractive bikes that have been stripped back and now make for rather revealing pictures??

 

[TheDoctor]

I just want someone to delete my browser history.




If my wife ever finds out just how many bikes I've been looking at...

That's what incognito browsing was made for!
Amongst other things, obviously.

 

[classic33]

Wonder if anyone would be able to tell the difference though.

 

[tyred]

Do they do free wi-fi in Hell?

 

[tyred]

Yes - but it's only dial up and you can never stay connected for more than 10 seconds.

Next you'll be telling me that the only TV allowed in Hell is endless repeats of Eastenders

 

[ColinJ]

Yes - but it's only dial up and you can never stay connected for more than 10 seconds.

I have just had a horrible flashback to receiving a £100 dial-up bill for 2 weeks usage back in 2001!

Broadband was such a big step forwards. Removal of download limits the next one, then wifi.

Just waiting to get fibre now and my online life will be complete ...

Somebody said it was a bit sad me spending time on the forum rather than experiencing 'real life' so I showed them the photographs from my last few forum rides and described where we had been riding. That soon shut them up ...