Monkey Nuts

[threebikesmcginty]

I've started so I'll finish.

Could someone pop over and take them off me please - I can't stop eating them.

 

[rich p]

They used to be a rare treat when I was young.
What did you do with the penis?

 

[ChrisKH]

They used to be a rare treat when I was young.
What did you do with the penis?

Steady, there may be young'uns reading.












You know the under 40's.

 

[ChrisKH]

My next door neighbour puts these b&*t£$d nuts out for the birds and I now have three squirrels hiding these things in my pots and burying them in my lawn. I'm getting a gun I tell you.

 

[rich p]

Steady, there may be young'uns reading.












You know the under 40's.

Nearly got me back!

 

[redjedi]

My next door neighbour puts these b&*t£$d nuts out for the birds and I now have three squirrels hiding these things in my pots and burying them in my lawn. I'm getting a gun I tell you.

Couldn't you just ask your neighbour to stop

 

[ChrisKH]

Couldn't you just ask your neighbour to stop

Mad old woman. She might eat my children.

 

[Davywalnuts]

Couldn't you just ask your neighbour to stop

Shooting a gun is much more fun! Very understated how much enjoyment it brings! And with a silencer too, you could pick them off one by one and they would be well confused! hehehehe!

 

[gary r]

i will swap them for some Jaffa cakes or a packet of Pringles!!

 

[accountantpete]

mmmm tasty!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

This was a sophisticated thread ACP - look what you've done!!!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Foolishly let Mrs McGinty loose on a packet I bought yesterday - only put the empty shells back in the bag. Really poor monkey nut house-keeping.

 

[Archie_tect]

Shot the mad old woman yet CKH?

 

[rich p]

Foolishly let Mrs McGinty loose on a packet I bought yesterday - only put the empty shells back in the bag. Really poor monkey nut house-keeping.

Very poor etiquette. Divorce the old bag

 

[Beebo]

Foolishly let Mrs McGinty loose on a packet I bought yesterday - only put the empty shells back in the bag. Really poor monkey nut house-keeping.

That's as bad as people who put the empty envelope back in the After Eight box!!

Shoot the lot of 'em I say!!