more about bugs !!

[Mad Doug Biker]

thats the first thing i tried - turning my head downhill LOL

You need one of those cans of compressed air.

PSHHHHTTTT!!

 

[ScotiaLass]

I've perforated my right ear drum about 12 times now. I have Eustachian Tube Dysfunction, complicated by a deviated septum. Whenever I get a bad cold I tend to end up with an ear infection which can go from no problem to perforation in a matter of hours.

The ENT surgeon has said that the next perforation will mean getting by ear drum 'patched'. They basically stick an adhesive patch on, similar to repairing an inner tube.

The blood and pus coming out of my ear when it perforates can be quite spectacular...

Oh yuck! That's horrid. I remember my little one being in so much pain and needing antibiotics

 

[Cyclopathic]

Try introducing a mole or other insect eating small mammal (NOT mamil) to your ear. If this gets stuck then you're going to need a cat, then dog etc...

 

[Blue]

send a spider in

 

[surfdude]

use a hoover and suck it out . dysons are best as you can watch the bugger spin about as revenge for the discomfort it caused you

 

[s7ephanie]

send a spider in

NOOOO terrified of the things !!
I think i flushed it out in the shower when i washed my hair xxx

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Do you know how to get a peanut out of your ear? Pour in some chocolate and it come out a Treat.

 

[surfdude]

NOOOO terrified of the things !!
I think i flushed it out in the shower when i washed my hair xxx

still got some left then

 

[s7ephanie]

still got some left then

only on the top of my head !!! nothing below forehead

 

[Profpointy]

Try introducing a mole or other insect eating small mammal (NOT mamil) to your ear. If this gets stuck then you're going to need a cat, then dog etc...

best stop somewhere before the horse stage though