More bad news on the economic front.

[PaulB]

Bad news for animal lovers. It's just been announced that dog-food manufacturers, Spillers are in serious financial trouble. They've brought in the retreivers.

 

[Melvil]

Groan, or should that be woof?!

I've also heard that a well known bra maker is going bust...

 

[montage]

Groan, or should that be woof?!

I've also heard that a well known bra maker is going bust...

Well it's been going through a bit of a bumpy time recently....
....hey...at least it had it's ups.

 

[Speicher]

A fizzy drink company has ceased trading. They said the market had gone very flat.

Even the Biscuit manufacturer is struggling. Crumbs!

The Chocolate maker is in meltdown.

The crisp makers have lost a packet.

 

[karen.488walker]

Has the viagra market flopped or is it still going strong?

 

[Speicher]

Share prices in Viagra are staying quite firm.

 

[montage]

Share prices in Viagra are staying quite firm.

I'm sure they will meet a sticky end eventually though.

 

[Aperitif]

Sales of Velux windows have gone through the roof.

 

[Speicher]

The Manager of a Tee shirt factory was interviewed on this subject today, but he did not want to talk about it.

 

[Speicher]

No one is selling A4 lined paper these days, the margins are simply too small.

Sales in foreign language books have also declined.

 

[marinyork]

If someone comes up with a good pun to do with Setanta I will laugh.

 

[PaulB]

In all seriousness though, the recession is getting bad. I saw an advertisement outside a theatre today for the Syd Lawrence Duo.

 

[dellzeqq]

In all seriousness though, the recession is getting bad. I saw an advertisement outside a theatre today for the Syd Lawrence Duo.

That'll teach you to go to Bolton.

 

[Keith Oates]

Bolton is more secure than Stickon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fnaar]

Bolton is more secure than Stickon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strapon?