My apologies to the residents of Bardais

[yello]

How was I to know the water was off?

Seriously, it was a contender. Cattle will now look at me with new found admiration.... 'I thought I could leave a pile', they'd moo, 'but that, well, for a creature of your size...'

Starting blocks too. Nowhere for it too hide.

It doesn't make me a bad person does it?

 

[Manonabike]

How was I to know the water was off?

Seriously, it was a contender. Cattle will now look at me with new found admiration.... 'I thought I could leave a pile', they'd moo, 'but that, well, for a creature of your size...'

Starting blocks too. Nowhere for it too hide.

It doesn't make me a bad person does it?

Only makes you human!!!!! ....... I think

 

[yello]

I hope there was some paper, at least?

Ha! No such luck! I ALWAYS carry some now!

 

[Dayvo]

Ha! No such luck! I ALWAYS carry some now!

Hope you remember to empty your saddlebag after every, er, ride!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Been cleared away now. Not sure why the other two drums have a tiny horse on one and a man stood in the other...

 

[Aperitif]

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[ColinJ]

It wasn't you in Corfu town in May 1998 was it?

 

[Saddle bum]

This topic is pointless without pictures.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

This topic is pointless without pictures.

I remember hearing a story a while ago about a guy who was out camping. He needed to go, so he dug a hole (in the ground!) and shat into it. When he had finished, he saw that what he had produced was one of the biggest he'd ever seen, so he went off and got his camera.

Just after he had taken a picture of it, he suddenly became aware that he was being watched by a passing middle aged couple!

 

[ColinJ]

I remember hearing a story a while ago about a guy who was out camping. He needed to go, so he dug a hole (in the ground!) and shat into it. When he had finished, he saw that what he had produced was one of the biggest he'd ever seen, so he went off and got his camera.

Just after he had taken a picture of it, he suddenly became aware that he was being watched by a passing middle aged couple!

So he dug his hole next to a road or a footpath? I think I'd go and find some bushes to dig behind.

Mind you, I had something similar happen to me on the Manchester 100 once! I got a lift to Wythenshawe Park and was getting a bit desperate by the time we arrived. That second cup of strong coffee first thing might not have been a great idea!

So I headed for the toilet block only to find it chained up. (In later years, I noticed that there toilets in one of the other buildings.) In desperation, I jumped on my bike, rode off and found a bush at the far end of the park. I was about to avail myself of its cover when a dog ran up to me followed by its owner!

Back on the bike. I sprinted off to another bush, Our popped another dog and another dog owner!

Things were getting critical. A mad dash took me to a huge bush at the far side of the park. I dived in and, er, 'All became a burning mist' as they used to say at the end of Mills & Boon romances!

Ah, blessed relief! Then a sound began to percolate into my conciousness. It sounded like traffic and people talking. I swivelled round to find my a*se hanging out the back of the bush next to the park railings by a bus stop!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I don't know the exact details of it, no colin. I get the impression it was in a forest where there wasn't really any path and anyone could have walked up unseen though.

As for your story, I don't think I have ever had anything as bad as that yet, although I was once fined by the Police for taking a pee in a public place whilst well and truly ....erm ....pissed. I was behind a wall, but they spotted me.