My flipping ceiling fell in!!!

[Fnaar]

Worth a try... the flames are licking up the walls (oo'er) as I type.
It's getting hot...
...will report.....back...
AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Is that legal?

Isn't insurance to cover you for mishaps such as if a building were to 'go on fire' to use a quaint auld scotch arson term?

 

[Fnaar]

I hear that @Fnaar has just come into some spare cash

Yes, I have my wad in my hand, going to give it a wash in a bit.

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Could have been worse.Imagine the disaster if Miss Goodbodys top shelf were to collapse.

 

[ScotiaLass]

Oh no!
I have a rather large, moist bulge in my downstairs area.....must get that seen to before it caves in and causes wetness!

 

[Deleted member 35268]

Anyways, I need to clean my helmet.

 

[stephec]

Oh no!
I have a rather large, moist bulge in my downstairs area.....must get that seen to before it caves in and causes wetness!

I'm glad I wasn't eating when I read this, I don't fancy anyone having to do the Heimlich manoeuvre on me.

 

[stephec]

Could have been worse.Imagine the disaster if Miss Goodbodys top shelf were to collapse.

I'm sure Fnaar wouldn't mind putting it up again.

 

[Crankarm]

@Fnaar - I hope you had your helmet on when the shower ceiling came down ……..

 

[Maverick Goose]

You don't want to be going down in awkward places...

 

[ScotiaLass]

You don't want to be going down in awkward places...

Oh I dunno.....

 

[Maverick Goose]

Oh I dunno.....

Love in an elevator, loving it up wile you're going down...
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eofh-tUKOyk

 

[ScotiaLass]

Ah, elevators <sigh>. That and glass bus shelters....wait, did I just say that? Damn!