My new girlfriend.

[Globalti]

She's only 18, unmarried, very dirty and weighs three tons! Lovely warm leathery skin but she needs to moisturise.

 

[ComedyPilot]

She's only 18, unmarried, very dirty and weighs three tons! Lovely warm leathery skin but she needs to moisturise.

Someone needs to *ping* Arch, and ler her know!!

 

[biggs682]

i met her once at a circus i think she had a child called dumbo ??

 

[Gerry Attrick]

i met her once at a circus i think she had a child called dumbo ??

Who? Arch?

 

[Arch]

Who? Arch?

That's news to me!

Cool heffalump pic, Globalti! Especialy for it being an African, not an Indian, which you more often see in tourist pics.

Did you get to feed her buns?

 

[Globalti]

Not buns no, just pony nuts. She kisses well though; a huge snotty muddy smack on the face with the tip of her trunk!

 

[Arch]

Not buns no, just pony nuts. She kisses well though; a huge snotty muddy smack on the face with the tip of her trunk!

Someone on YACF went to a French zoo where you can buy plain popcorn on the way in, and feed it to the animals - including elephants, and via a platform, giraffes. How cool! It's on my list of places to go.

He commented on the snotty trunk too.

 

[PaulB]

You want to pack her in, she's got a rather large nose. And she looks like she smells like an elephant.

 

[ufkacbln]

1. Holiday romances never work out

2. As a mail order bride, the postage costs may be expensive

 

[vernon]

1. Holiday romances never work out

2. As a mail order bride, the postage costs may be expensive

Trunk calls to sustain the passion are also expensive.

 

[Keith Oates]

Very nice Globalti, looks like a good 'down to earth' type of girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jimboalee]

That's news to me!

Cool heffalump pic, Globalti! Especialy for it being an African, not an Indian, which you more often see in tourist pics.

Did you get to feel her buns?

Where's Fnaar ???

 

[ventoux50]

Just remember, she'ss probably end up looking like her mother !

 

[Fnaar]

Where's Fnaar ???

lacking inspiration today...

 

[Yellow Fang]

She's far too young for you, Globati. You'll look ridiculous.