My penis is so big . . .

[Dayvo]

. . . that if I stretched it out on my keyboard, it would go from A-Z!

 

[Speicher]

I always thought of you as a qwer typist.

 

[Dayvo]

I always thought of you as a qwer typist.

Only if I do shorthand!

 

[Speicher]

If you want to send the same message to several people, do you copy late at night!

 

[rich p]

When Dayvo went to the chiropodist with a sore toe, she said take off your sock and put your foot on the table.
When, instead he put his todger on the table she said, "that's not a foot".

"No, but it's a good 8 inches"

 

[Arch]

. . . that if I stretched it out on my keyboard, it would go from A-Z!

Oh, have you got one of those dinky little netbooks?

 

[Dayvo]

Oh, have you got one of those dinky little netbooks?

I have, actually!

But look at your keyboard for the punchline!

 

[Arch]

I have, actually!

But look at your keyboard for the punchline!

Yes, I get it! I was just being even more insulting

 

[Dayvo]

Yes, I get it! I was just being even more insulting

The netbook is a bit like this mini mobile!


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttewGXkCmZI&feature=PlayList&p=5370CB315917A9F1&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=29

 

[dellzeqq]

he's got a Palm!

 

[Crackle]

Better get yourself a German keyboard

 

[Dayvo]

Better get yourself a German keyboard

Can I buy one in Staines?

 

[Bollo]

he's got a Palm!

A hairy Palm by the sounds of things!

 

[rich p]

Can I buy one in Staines?

With stains

 

[Norm]

Can I buy one in Staines?

Why on earth would you want to go there?