n+1 = a pain in the ar**

[Panter]

Well, sometimes, anyway.

Much to the Wifes disgust, in my front room I currently have my roadie in the bike stand which was just having the indexing sorted but is now in need of a new cassette, front wheel rebuild, new shifter cables and a rear brake overhaul...

Whilst behind it, is sat my hardtail waiting its turn in the stand for indexing adjustment and a fork rebuild.

Still, all is forgiven, I love my bikes

 

[wafflycat]

Only the two in the house? You're being more than reasonable!

 

[Coco]

Sounds like you need n+1 bike stands...

 

[fossyant]

Not even I, with super shiney bikes can bring them in the house for maintenance..........I have a garage......

 

[beanzontoast]

I have no garage, a shed that is way too small and currently negotiations about doing essential winter months bike maintenance either in the hallway or the dining area have reached a sensitive stage. Arbitration has not been ruled out...

 

[Panter]

Only the two in the house? You're being more than reasonable!

And the full susser in the bedroom...

 

[wafflycat]

Then chaps, you have the wrong woman as a wife! I mean - you could be out getting drunk, womanising, and yet no, you stay at home, with her, and partake of a form of exercise to keep you fit and healthy, so you can look after her properly, for life.. and there's squables about a bike or several in the house! Ye gads!

 

[wafflycat]

And the full susser in the bedroom...

An ideal place to have fun with it!

 

[Panter]

Then chaps, you have the wrong woman as a wife! I mean - you could be out getting drunk, womanising, and yet no, you stay at home, with her, and partake of a form of exercise to keep you fit and healthy, so you can look after her properly, for life.. and there's squables about a bike or several in the house! Ye gads!

*Swoons*

 

[beanzontoast]

Then chaps, you have the wrong woman as a wife! I mean - you could be out getting drunk, womanising, and yet no, you stay at home, with her, and partake of a form of exercise to keep you fit and healthy, so you can look after her properly, for life.. and there's squables about a bike or several in the house! Ye gads!

Yes, but a bike is awfully cold to snuggle up to in bed.

(... that is, I hear! )

 

[wafflycat]

*Swoons*

It's why MrWC married me

 

[Crankarm]

Yes, but a bike is awfully cold to snuggle up to in bed.

(... that is, I hear! )

There are some that have though. The guy is nutz ...........

In the same year Robert Stewart, 53, was caught by two cleaners having sex with a bicycle in his hostel room in Ayr.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sco...w-rapped-for-alleged-try-for-a-tree-bonk.html

Mrs beanzontoast doesn't know how lucky she is to a have a normal cycling hubby.

 

[Coco]

Yes, but a bike is awfully cold to snuggle up to in bed.

(... that is, I hear! )

Carbon isn't cold - apparently

 

[Norm]

An ideal place to have fun with it!

Form an orderly queue behind me, chaps.

 

[Keith Oates]

You may have a long wait as Chuffy is currently hiding away in her bosum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!