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Jambon

Well-Known Member
Last night on the commute back from work my saddle screw snapped clean in half and the saddle came flying off, i almost tore myself a new peanut! Proper scary but luckily managed to stay on and balanced without sitting on the seat post!

:hello:
 

goo_mason

Champion barbed-wire hurdler
Location
Leith, Edinburgh
Last night on the commute back from work my saddle screw snapped clean in half and the saddle came flying off, i almost tore myself a new peanut! Proper scary but luckily managed to stay on and balanced without sitting on the seat post!

:hello:


Nasty! You'd have ended up with a higher-pitched girly scream than Magnatom if things hadn't worked out as well as they did.

Glad you're OK.
 

Trevrev

Veteran
Location
Southampton
Last night on the commute back from work my saddle screw snapped clean in half and the saddle came flying off, i almost tore myself a new peanut! Proper scary but luckily managed to stay on and balanced without sitting on the seat post!

:hello:


That happened to me just before Christmas! Had to cycle 6 miles standing up..........I've never cycled that far before standing up, and it hurts!
 

Gerry Attrick

Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant
That accident happened to one of the very first cyclists in history, only he wasn't so lucky. He slid so far down his seat tube he needed surgery to remove his bike. That's why forever after, the lower part of the bike is called the bottom bracket.






OK, so you prove it wasnt so. :smile:
 

gaz

Cycle Camera TV
Location
South Croydon
When i was a teenage i used to do dirt jumps, we used to ram the seat as low as it could go to protect our selves ;). But because we where young, it was cooler to ride with the saddle low rather than at the right hight, so i'm quite used to cycling a few miles whilst standing, not very fast mind.
 

ohnovino

Large Member
Location
Liverpool
Once, when riding my very knackered old MTB, I noticed a strange clicking sound. I stopped and checked everything I could think of, but all seemed to be OK. Then as I started to walk my bike back to the road, the saddle came off in my hand! As luck would have it I was about 50 yards from a bike shop, so 10 minutes later I had a brand new saddle and I was riding again.

I've had a few near misses when riding, but I think that was the scariest!
 

gary r

Guru
Location
Camberley
That happened to me just before Christmas! Had to cycle 6 miles standing up..........I've never cycled that far before standing up, and it hurts!


i caught up with a rider on the Embankment he was riding home after his seatpost had snapped off,standing up all the way on FIXED!!!! he couldnt even freewheel to give his legs a rest!!!!My crank snapped in Richmond PK one day as i was out of the saddle,managed to shift my body slightly to avoid crushing my love spuds on the crossbar!!! had to cycle home one legged and had a tasty yellow/purple bruise on the back of my leg.
 

Hop3y

Padiham Commuter
Location
Padiham, Burnley
That accident happened to one of the very first cyclists in history, only he wasn't so lucky. He slid so far down his seat tube he needed surgery to remove his bike. That's why forever after, the lower part of the bike is called the bottom bracket.






OK, so you prove it wasnt so. :smile:


All I can say is... OUCH :whistle:
 

downfader

extimus uero philosophus
Location
'ampsheeeer
That accident happened to one of the very first cyclists in history, only he wasn't so lucky. He slid so far down his seat tube he needed surgery to remove his bike. That's why forever after, the lower part of the bike is called the bottom bracket.






OK, so you prove it wasnt so. :smile:

Mr Garrison? :thumbsup:
 

Davidc

Guru
Location
Somerset UK
When seatposts were held by a nut and bolt and a piece of frame I had the bolt shear and the seat shot down with me on it, abrupt halt when it reached the tube.

Nearly came off and had a very bruised backside for a while, not funny

My sympathies to Jambon.
 
Why did I totally misinterpret the thread title? Am I conditioned to read 'the usual stuff'? Sorry :blush:

Anyway, I've had no end of saddle and seat pin woes. Once, years ago, the seat pin snapped off close to the seat tube. I felt it going and was able to save my manhood! :eek: Asked at the bike shop, they said the only way to get the broken bit out, was to hacksaw it from the inside, running a blade up and down. But it was immovably welded to the frame (alloy in a steel frame, you see - and not properly greased! :sad:) I ended up scrapping the whole frame. And it was my first hand-built 531! :cry:

And more recent trouble with a single-screw seat post that just wouldn't grip the saddle, tighten it as I may. Eventually when I switched to a two-screw post, that solved that little problem. I would advise, especially if you're on the - er - bulkier side, avoid single-screw posts in which the screw comes up through the middle of the clamp.

And another time with a Brooks, I broke just about everything in turn. First the rails, both of them snapped simultaneously. Another time, the U-bolt at the nose end, snapped. Titanium: I replaced it with a steel one from another saddle, and it was OK after that. And the leather. You're supposed to stretch it just that much, but not too much - very difficult to get it just right. So I must have overtightened one, just too much, and the leather parted company at the nose end. Despite diligence with the Proofide. End of that saddle!

I'm not over-enamoured of Brooks now, as you see! Next time I have to change a saddle (my present Brooks is OK btw), I'll probably switch to something else.
 
In response to all these terrifying stories I have only one word to say. It begins with 'r' and is part of my username . . .
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