New bike, how to break to parents!!!

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Chris-H

Über Member
Location
Bedford
Yeah all 3 where bought out of my hard earned cash, and I bought my dad a carbon boardman frame to replace his giant defy 5's for Xmas so I don't think he's to fussed with using mine + I'm 5'11 and he's 5'3 :P
I don't think you need to worry explaining a 3rd bike but more of where does all that cash come from for a 17 yr old^_^
To be honest mate I think like most parents (me included)they will be only too pleased you are buying decent stuff with your money and not just throwing it away.:thumbsup:
 

02GF74

Über Member
Tell em they bought it you last Christmas, don't they remember or are they developing Alzheimers?

Good deal by the way.
 
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Sharpy

Sharpy

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Don't do what I once did when wanting to break what in retrospect was a fairly mundane bit of news to my parents. My mum was out so I shut every door in the house and left a note by the front door for her to find on her return. The note detailed a catalog of domestic, holistic, structural and ecumenical carnage. My mum read the letter and broke down before even getting a chance to open any of the doors to see that the house was fine, I hadn't wrecked all her white goods, violated the house foundations, written off her car or accidentally sold my younger sister to white slavers. She rang friends who rang friends who rang my dad who came and found me at a mate's house (this was pre-cellphones) and marched me home to where I found a truly emotionally broken mother figure.

I'd like to say that even twenty+ years later we can look back and laugh but no :stop:

So yeah, don't do that!
Sounds like a whole lot of fun! Hey quick question Andrew, are you Ipswich/Suffolk based? I could swear I've seen you on some of the strava segments around here :P
 
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Sharpy

Sharpy

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Yes! what sort of average speed do you like? I have tons of routes.
Roughly between 18-19mph average, and I'm also a huge sucker for strava segments.
Also if I'm riding with a friend/s the average usually drops between 15-16mph due to them usually being tediously slow or "tired" :/
 

Andrew_Culture

Internet Marketing bod
Roughly between 18-19mph average, and I'm also a huge sucker for strava segments.
Also if I'm riding with a friend/s the average usually drops between 15-16mph due to them usually being tediously slow or "tired" :/

Great. Are you actually in Ipswich? Myself and @mattobrien head out early some Sunday mornings.
 

mattobrien

Guru
Location
Sunny Suffolk
@Offroader@heart do feel free to join @Andrew_Culture and I for a ride.

Similarly to you we are both faster individually than when riding together, but I put that down to too much solo riding for both of us and then us taking the opportunity for a chat when we are riding. I can see that more races to signs and the top of hills are required. That said, we are gradually picking up the pace together.

The other thing that is worth noting is that it also rains or is wet whenever we go out together, usually to monsoon levels, but perversely we both now quite like riding in the rain. When you have a ride with someone rather than going out on your own, you are more likely to go whatever the conditions rather than stay in the warm and dry.

Oh, and we are old too, well I would have considered us old when I was 17, so I see no reason why you ought not to, however, I'll race you to the sign:whistle:
 

Andrew_Culture

Internet Marketing bod
@Offroader@heart do feel free to join @Andrew_Culture and I for a ride.

Similarly to you we are both faster individually than when riding together, but I put that down to too much solo riding for both of us and then us taking the opportunity for a chat when we are riding. I can see that more races to signs and the top of hills are required. That said, we are gradually picking up the pace together.

The other thing that is worth noting is that it also rains or is wet whenever we go out together, usually to monsoon levels, but perversely we both now quite like riding in the rain. When you have a ride with someone rather than going out on your own, you are more likely to go whatever the conditions rather than stay in the warm and dry.

Oh, and we are old too, well I would have considered us old when I was 17, so I see no reason why you ought not to, however, I'll race you to the sign:whistle:

All nicely summed up! Right, now I'm off to buy some mudguards.
 

e-rider

crappy member
Location
South West
Just bought myself an ex-display Voodoo Bakka from Halfords, reduced from £500 to £180. Just something to bung in the back of the car and head down to some local trails.
Have you got shares in Halfords? 3 bikes all from them! Most people run a mile after their first experience of Helfrauds.

http://www.voodoobikes.co.uk/bikes/dirtbikes/bakka

The only problem is, I've already got two bikes gracing the garage 1) Boardman road Race for sportives and fair weathered weekend rides 2) Carrera Valour which is now a single speed commuter which is in for a respray next week (pics will be up when done)

So the question is how do I tell my parents that I've bought a 3rd bike? Any suggestions :P
 
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Sharpy

Sharpy

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@Offroader@heart do feel free to join @Andrew_Culture and I for a ride.

Similarly to you we are both faster individually than when riding together, but I put that down to too much solo riding for both of us and then us taking the opportunity for a chat when we are riding. I can see that more races to signs and the top of hills are required. That said, we are gradually picking up the pace together.

The other thing that is worth noting is that it also rains or is wet whenever we go out together, usually to monsoon levels, but perversely we both now quite like riding in the rain. When you have a ride with someone rather than going out on your own, you are more likely to go whatever the conditions rather than stay in the warm and dry.

Oh, and we are old too, well I would have considered us old when I was 17, so I see no reason why you ought not to, however, I'll race you to the sign:whistle:
Yeah I live in Ipswich but I do work on Sundays therefore I only go on rides later at night midweek when I'm not at college or at work. Saying that I have managed to persuade myself to try out a bit of night riding which has been fun to do. :smile: But if the opportunity arises where yourself and @Andrew_Culture are heading out for a ride I would be more than happy to tag along! I don't know what the easiest way of communicating is as there is no message buzzer for this website (well I haven't seen one???).
 

PpPete

Legendary Member
Location
Chandler's Ford
Or, in our case, how do we tell our kids that they can't have new bikes for Christmas because the garage is now overfull, Mrs PpP and I having just bought ourselves new MTBs. :eek:
 
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