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Hyslop

Veteran
Location
Carlisle
I tell people that I dare not go swimming on account of having an ar$3 the size of Titanic. I am too appalled at the thought of 1000 + innocents losing their lives should I go in the pool.
Look,I dont wish to seem cheeky,but if youre talking of drowning 1000 people,just how big is....the pool ?
 

ScotiaLass

Guru
Location
Middle Earth
Look,I dont wish to seem cheeky,but if youre talking of drowning 1000 people,just how big is....the pool ?
They could just be very small people....
 

postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
I tell people that I dare not go swimming on account of having an ar$3 the size of Titanic. I am too appalled at the thought of 1000 + innocents losing their lives should I go in the pool.


It was you then.Last year Ibiza,some life guard shouted would that large lady leave the beach.

The tide wants to come in.:blush::thanks:only joking.
 
Thank you. I just spat tea over my keyboard.

Ahh... the keyboard diet
 
I know it is not funny, unless you have a twisted sense of humour

A few years ago in New Orleans, the lifeguards held a pool party to celebrate the first year on record without a single drowning.....

Over 200 lifeguards present and t was not until the pool ws being cleared at the end that they found the fully clothed body of the party goer who had drowned

FAIL
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
I know it is not funny, unless you have a twisted sense of humour

A few years ago in New Orleans, the lifeguards held a pool party to celebrate the first year on record without a single drowning.....

Over 200 lifeguards present and t was not until the pool ws being cleared at the end that they found the fully clothed body of the party goer who had drowned

FAIL
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